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Ya know... if you're serious.....
Assuming you don't want to travel to the Ringling Brothers one, which apparently is considered the MIT of clown schools....
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Assuming you don't want to travel to the Ringling Brothers one, which apparently is considered the MIT of clown schools....
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Being forced to watch pseudo sports against my will. I noticed that the ball shaggers are the most interesting thing in tennis. They stand there like buckingham palace guards until they're needed then it's wild abandon. Even better are the 2 next to the net in sprinter stances the entire time. They remind me of my dog when I'm holding a ball.
I also noticed that these world cup people are penalizing flops. I don't know when that started, but there are some soccer americans working here and they told me some guy took a flop and got the ref to throw a yellow card, but after review the card was revoked and the flopper got a red card. So now the most interesting thing about soccer is going away. Good plan bozos. Why don't you take away penalty kicks next.
I also noticed that these world cup people are penalizing flops. I don't know when that started, but there are some soccer americans working here and they told me some guy took a flop and got the ref to throw a yellow card, but after review the card was revoked and the flopper got a red card. So now the most interesting thing about soccer is going away. Good plan bozos. Why don't you take away penalty kicks next.
For an infinitesimally small portion of his money, Elon musk could fund the biggest blockbuster of all time. Sodom and Gomorrah, directed by Mel Gibson
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For a dog, sniffing the ground is probably like scrolling instagram or twitter.
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I've tried to use it to check out phishing emails and it was dead wrong. Took me 2 rounds of "But did you consider this" before it decided it was probably phishing.
So I think someone probably has done that, but have been unable to publish their results because their computer is trashed.
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Biting your tongue while eating is proof that even with years and decades of experience, you can still fuck up almost anything.
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Why do you feel more naked if you're wearing only socks and shoes than you do when you're completely nude?
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wellijustdontknow
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If you get jerked off from someone using a puppet, is it considered a handjob, or a blowjob?
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What? You blink both your eyes at once? Fucking weirdo, a predator's gunna get you eventually with that lackadaisical attitude.
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Or one of those fucking angels (from when Dr Who was actually good) will get you!
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I can agree Don't Blink is possibly the best Dr who of all time,. but don't you start talking shit about my boy .... *checks notes* encooty gat wha?
Whatever, he was still better than eyebrows.
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