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An electric toothbrush and an escalator can both break but the original goal can still be achieved.
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If I were a slab of concrete I would love being powerwashed. I think that would make me so excited.
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If are cooking dinner in a crockpot and you die, whomever finds your body will have a nice warm meal ready for them.
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I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.
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Honeymoon is a strange term because a real moon made of honey would imply space bees, which is horrifying.
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It is utterly impossible to be the most average person in the world because that would make you a record holder, and the average person is not a record holder.
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The Terminator was covered in living flesh. How did the flesh get fed? It had to have something.
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