Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

DickTrickle said:

Cat Dad isn't real dad

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Are you even a dad dick?

lurkingdirk said:

But what about cat husbandry?

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Haram.

Foler said:

Are you even a dad dick?

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Oh and raising a plant doesn't count..

lurkingdirk said:

You're a dad dick? Does that mean you're a dad of a dick, or you're a dick of a dad?

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Hes just a dick dad.

What should I do with people who trespass on my property and act like it's public land..

Izo said:

Find the Refugees Welcome sign your friend planted.

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These were two lil kids and i assume either their dad or a human trafficker

Hosix said:

Throw your cat at them.

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I'd get guard dogs but bears and bobcats would prob eat them

Wtf anyone ever seen this?

DickTrickle said:

Close the door?

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You must not have a cat!

Closing a door (with you on one side and the cat on the other, so we're clear) just means either the door or the carpet, or both, is going to get scratched to fuck until you let them in.

I haven't closed any doors except the front door for as long as I've had cats. Helps that I'm single, and sure guests can poop in private if I'm around for the cats to focus on, but any long-term visitor/roommate/prostitute better get used to staring into those judging eyes while trying to force a turd out. Or sleep.