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Went full retard with the selfie there Vanessa bro. Y so much makeup? Also stop abusing the clarity filter on your face, it wasn't adobes original intention.Fucking gross Dom...
Hoho, this just got truly amusing. Let's do a quick comparison, shall we?
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Did this fat ugly roly-poly motherfucker honestly just claim that his wife is hotter? Ahahahahaha!
I'm dead serious because I truly want to know: do you expect people to believe you?
If you were just some random schmoe on the board that made that claim, I'd have no clue of its validity or interest proving you incorrect but the fact it's... well... your frumpy ass... I find your claim to be, oh, just a wee bit Jussie-Smollett-esque. I dunno though dude, maybe you have a shitload of money and found yourself a sexy gold-digger trophy wife! Yeah, totes believable. But hey, if it's true, I'd be abso-fuggin-lutely happy to say that you were correct and that she does indeed have the leg-up to possess an actual vagina!
By all means, post a family pic of you two together (edit out your kids of course) and let the owning of Vanessa commence! Hell, if you follow through, it may be the actual first time you would have owned me fair and square. I quite invite this, actually. Or, you know, you can keep being the full of shit loser that you are... that's okay too.
(All bets on this not happening by a long shot, of course!!!)