Funniest thing a girl has ever said to you in bed?

Evernothing

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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While eating her out and finger blasting her:
"How did you get so good at that? Must be all the video game practice."
"You have moves like Ryu." "Beat me Ryu." (Had to stop because I was laughing so hard at that one.)


While laying in bed afterwards:
"I really like you and I don't want to, I'm a strong independent black woman." (She's not black.)

 
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trex

Queen Bee
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"I've never had a girlfriend before. ...and up until this night I've never had sex before either." I was 20 at the time.

"I'm really big, like I'm not sure I'm going to fit inside of you". What a d bag, right? Who says that about themselves?

The worst though. The omg I don't even want to do this anymore: "I need to go wipe" and I obviously knew guys don't need to wipe the front...
 
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ilikefoods

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Was chatting to this chick who was telling me how amazing her double D tits were. Getting frisky in bed when she takes her top off for the big titty drop.... except they were sad deflated B cups at best. Then I noticed I was about to have sex with an 8 feet tall Donkey from the Paelolithic era so I made some excuse about needing to wipe my cock and noped the fuck out of the bathroom window.
 

trex

Queen Bee
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17h 5m
Was chatting to this chick who was telling me how amazing her double D tits were. Getting frisky in bed when she takes her top off for the big titty drop.... except they were sad deflated B cups at best. Then I noticed I was about to have sex with an 8 feet tall Donkey from the Paelolithic era so I made some excuse about needing to wipe my cock and noped the fuck out of the bathroom window.
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