Evernothing
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Funniest thing a girl has ever said to you in bed?
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One time a girl started crying after I fucked her. Idk why, I think because she had a boyfriend and felt guilty. I asked her, "wow was I really that bad?" then turned on the TV and went to sleep.
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Evernothing
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Pretty sure every guy has had a chick cry after at least once. My ex did it one time out of nowhere, asked her why. "I don't know".
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My wife used to do her spanish revisions on her phone ( an app called duolingo or something like that) while I was going down on her. So I guess she was saying some funny things if you were listening in, but it didn't really make me laugh. "El tocadisco es decompuesta"
Also, only times I had girls cry after sex I'm pretty sure it was backwash from the pepper spray. Does that count
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"Don't cum in me"
Just remembered that one. Cracked me up pretty good. Afterwards I was like, 'oh shit, I didn't hear you', but we both knew I heard her. That's the kinda thing that needs to be covered in the pre-job planning meeting.
Just remembered that one. Cracked me up pretty good. Afterwards I was like, 'oh shit, I didn't hear you', but we both knew I heard her. That's the kinda thing that needs to be covered in the pre-job planning meeting.
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Before: Run down of what "to do" and "not do"
After: Thanking me for not listening...
Sorry, that is all I got.
After: Thanking me for not listening...
Sorry, that is all I got.
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With my highschool gf first time eating her out
"What the hell are you doing?" She said she knew what I was trying to do but not what I was actually doing.
First time with the now-wife, going raw. I asked where she wanted me to cum while fucking her.
"Cum in my pussy, I'm on birth control "
Lot of trust was formed right there. Also hearing her say "cum in my pussy" made me instantly cum in her pussy.
"What the hell are you doing?" She said she knew what I was trying to do but not what I was actually doing.
First time with the now-wife, going raw. I asked where she wanted me to cum while fucking her.
"Cum in my pussy, I'm on birth control "
Lot of trust was formed right there. Also hearing her say "cum in my pussy" made me instantly cum in her pussy.
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