Funniest thing a girl has ever said to you in bed?

a_skeleton_01

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Just saw this thread for the first time. Thought I would add something.

That's fair.

Not me, but a buddy of mine in college had a time where his girlfriend initiated sex then immediately wasn't really into it and was just distracted and disengaged. He asked her 'hey what's going on, what do you need?' She said 'I need about tree-fiddy.' They laughed, got back into it and had sex. This isn't a joke, she said that and they're married now.

IIRC she lost focus because of some college bullshit that distracted her at the time, and my buddy wasn't a dick about it. It's good to be able to deal with the mood breaking and still be together.
 

Zhavric

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Laying there afterwards.
Came too early. Whatever.
Girl rolls over and looks at me. In her best robot voice yells “STARSCREAM, YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.”

Almost shit the bed from laughing so hard.
 
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Pretty sure every guy has had a chick cry after at least once. My ex did it one time out of nowhere, asked her why. "I don't know".

This is why I thank God every day that I was not born a woman.
 
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