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I got a rando call from some Atlanta number today. Some western asian sounding dudes were saying they were the IRS.
Called them back from the burner phone.

They asked a bunch of questions and I told them my name was William Wonka, gave them the last 4 digits of my social 3210,
and they said "Mr. Wonka, you are being sued by the IRS for $11,870."

I basically kept them on the phone for 30 minutes, put them on hold a lot while I went about my day, got on with the "senior supervisor, Smith Franco" to see if we could work out a payment plan instead of going to court.
I've left out a lot of details, but I said I could give them 100 today.
"Only $100?"
"100 bars."
"100 gold bars?"
"No, chocolate."
Long pause...
"I don't like chocolate."
"How about an everlasting gobstopper?"
"I don't like that either."
"What do you like"
"You fucking asshole."
I laughed my fucking ass off.

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Is that shocking that the white guy got beat up and dragged 10 yards by a black man? And you you think Manhattanite Democrat D. Drumpf gives a lot of fucks and can help the issue? Round here whites drag blacks from the back of pickups down gravel roads. 100 years ago they'd just band together on horseback and kill all the blacks in the area. That corporation named Trump you pin your hopes on wouldn't rectify shit.

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