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Sanrith Descartes

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And theyre calling Kyle.
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Well this may not end well. No reason to be up there when the prosecution continues to shoot themselves in the dick.
 

Lanx

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as Cad Cad and Butthurt Butthurt probably have said

jurys are stoopid so you can't say

kyle sucks at defending himself, he shouldn't have gone up

then jurys will say

wow if kyle was innocent he should have taken the stand

it's always gonna be lose/lose if the defendant takes the stand or not.

cuz jurys are stupid
 
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LachiusTZ

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Doesn't seem like that attorney is thrilled about Kyle being up there
 

B_Mizzle

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You didnt watch the Casey Anthony trial. What a fucking shit show.

That one blew me away at the time. That woman murdered her daughter so she could go do coke and engage in degenerate behavior for a few days. Then tried pin it on her dad and the jury bought it. Sign of the times.
 

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Fuck me I can't watch this, had a lay-up and I don't have the heart to watch them trip on untied shoelaces...
 
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OU Ariakas

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Either the defense attorneys are idiots or Kyle is an idiot but they have to know that every single thing he says, no matter how innocuous, will paint him as the villain. They are painting every prosecution witness as a saint. This just seems like a terrible idea.
 

Sludig

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Something something bet Barnes wouldn't allow it.

I'm hoping for the best but even as a supporter, I don't like listening to the kid speak and make so many awkward faces.
 
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