Girls who broke your heart thread

Ronaan

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Eomer said:
Have I mentioned that red wine hangovers fucking suck? Especially when you"re driving a sport bike to work? And why was it a good idea to finish off a bottle of Jack?
Word of advice... don"t look in the bowl after taking a shit today.

Just don"t.
 

brekk

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So i IM"d with the girl last night for about an hour and a half while raiding. Asked her if she wanted to go out this weekend and she had plans Thursday through Sunday. Oh wellz.
 

Eomer

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Ronaan said:
Word of advice... don"t look in the bowl after taking a shit today.

Just don"t.
haha, I just finished one. It was like granola and motor oil. I had to wipe the fucking bowl because half of it just stuck there.
 

Brad2770

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So i IM"d with the girl last night for about an hour and a half while raiding. Asked her if she wanted to go out this weekend and she had plans Thursday through Sunday. Oh wellz.
Well, good thing is, you found out she has ZERO interest in you as more than a friend. (probably more like less than a friend.) If she goes out with you, its because you are the last person on her list to entertain her.

You seriously need to get out of that street racing shit. I used to be real big into it. Went every fucking chance I got.

I was wasting money in gas and putting wear and tear on my car. It was most certainly a waste of time. Looking back, it was a bunch of rejects looking or acception from other rejects.

You will keep doing it until a) you wreck your car out there. b) someone else wrecks there car into yours or c) someone gets killed out there (which is the reason I stopped).

I was about 500 feet from a guy that got capped in the chest twice. I ran, along with everyone else, that heard the gunshots. Later that night, on the message board I would visit, someone posted what had happened- A guy that was flagging the cars said some guy"s girl was hot, so the friend in the backseat capped the flagger for saying that about his friend"s girlfriend.

It wasnt worth it. It"s fucking retarded.
 

Deadpool_foh

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you win eomer i failed.

btw whoever is thinking of flying across the country to proclaim his love for a girl.....do it without expecting results and make sure she knows your coming. if she says some shit like i dont know or says really??? dont go your wasting your money.
 

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I hate long distance relationships and I generally lose interest after too many months of being apart. Webcams, texts, calling just isn"t enough and eventually becomes more of a hassle than being enjoyable.
 

Dabamf_sl

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Flying out there when you aren"t in a relationship and she"s not depressed about not seeing you is a terrible, terrible idea.

No, it never works, even movies are getting the hint.
 

bofa_sl

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haha I"m not going anywhere no worries, said it more along the lines of joking around. anywho, she"s coming to a wedding with me in August so we"ll see how that goes
 

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bofa said:
haha I"m not going anywhere no worries, said it more along the lines of joking around. anywho, she"s coming to a wedding with me in August so we"ll see how that goes
If you never had sex the entire time, then you sir are stuck in the friend zone. She see you as a good friend or even a best friend and sex will only mess that up.
 
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bofa said:
eh I was with her for close to 6 years, sex was np. now that we"re older I"m not sure what zone I"m .../shrug
It"s the friend zone. That"s the default zone. If she wanted more she would at the very least drop hints, and at the most she would just flat out talk to you about it. Women are notorious for never growing a pair though...
 

Aulirophile_foh

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bofa said:
haha I"m not going anywhere no worries, said it more along the lines of joking around. anywho, she"s coming to a wedding with me in August so we"ll see how that goes
To echo an earlier sentiment in the thread re: taking a girl you like to a wedding, if you do not have sex with them after the wedding, there is no hope for a relationship.

Though I actually know one exception (kind of). I know a girl who went to a wedding with a guy she knew from high school, and had had a crush on. Four hours there, four hours back, they were "official" by the time they got back. Six months later they broke up. They never had sex and, to this day as far as I know, are both virgins, verging on 23 now.
 

brekk

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Fuck girls and mind games She IM"d me twice around 930 and then just disappeared, no away, no log off, just disappeared. Until then I was content to not even think about her tonight. Was having fun with friends on Vent+WoW today had been great as far as not even thinking about her.

Around 10:30 she txts me saying shes driving through my town. Which means she was at most 5 minutes from my house. Now from that forum I know where this dude lives, and I know her only route there is through my town, and its into the middle of no where, there"s not much to do in that direction this time of night.

I play dumb and ask her what the hell she"s doing way out here its dead this late at night. Never get a response.

Got nosey around 3am. Went back to that same car forum thread saw the above message when i posted it here.

Texted her saying "Thanks for sharing that you were on the way through my town... to get get fucked <3"

3 minutes later the above post was editted clean with an edit reason of "poop" hopefully she"ll move on to the next unlucky dude after this guy for posting on a public board that they just fucked. And I must say feeling the need to tell people some shit like that... WTF

Deleted history, removed as facebook friend, I just don"t want to know anymore.


edit: I really can"t wait for it to be like 10 years from now and I come back to read these posts and I realize how minor these events really are in the big scheme of life.
 

Alcestis_foh

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Once upon a Thursday dreary, while I pondered spriest theory,
Over many dumbshit stunts pulled by a dirty whore,
While I Mind Flayed, T8 shoulders flapping, suddenly there came a
GUNSMOKE said:
hahaha guess who just gotrappedat my house XXXXX haha
Rapped, rapped, rapping at my modded Chevy Cobalt door,
I was stoned, and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I remember, they were both fifth grade forum members,
Hmm - their spelling, lack of periods and shift key usage... maybe twas grade four.
One humped a car, the other about to hump something as dumb as a car,
Take away that mental image, I implore.
"Deleted history, removed as facebook friend, I just don"t want to know anymore."

Quoth FoH... "seriously man forget that dumb cunt and be glad you didn"t get fucking herps from XxXxGunsmokeXxXx6969."
 

Ronaan

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Ronaan said:
Girl that broke my heart....

we met late 1995. Started working at the same place. I was with someone, she was with someone, but we had a 6-week-fuckfest in summer of 1996 anyway.
All was wonderful and I thought we"d have something.

Well, she went back to the guy she was with. Can"t understand it to this day. He treated her like shit.

To make things worse, this woman had the tightest and moistest pussy I"ve ever experienced. She wrote her name right on my back, oh boy those nails were sharp.


We did have to see each other at work every day, and it wasn"t a big problem, surprisingly enough. I got married in 1997 (stupid idea btw), and all was fine. Got divorced in 2000 (told you it was a stupid idea).
We even saw each other after we stopped working at the same company. There were four of us who"d meet for dinner ~3-4 times a year.
I stopped going to those meetings for a while because I was in bad shape, physically and mentally. Just didn"t want to see anyone.

Some time late 2003, she contacted me (don"t remember how) and suddenly we kicked off again, like it used to be. I was single, she wasstillwith that guy from 1995/1996... and we fucked like maniacs for ~5 months.

And then she broke my heart for the second time.

She said we had no future, she wanted to have kids one day and when she stayed with him she could be sure they got sometihng to eat...
Well, I just bought my own apartment. For what it"s worth, I"m doing alright.

The sex was still the best I"ve ever had. (close 2nd is that girl from former east germany with the huge knockers, who enjoyed taking it up the ass, but that"s a different story).

Don"t have a pic, but she somewhat looked like "Raven" (the "80s porn star). Long black hair, small ass, small tits, all that.
Probably a big mistake, but I showed up at her nail studio (best jokes write themselves, don"t they) yesterday after work to make an appointment for a pedicure. (since I permanently molest my feet by putting them into really tight climbing shoes, might as well do them some good once or twice a year).

She had a customer there, so we didn"t talk anything non-business, but I sense greatness coming for this summer.

Only this time, I"m not going to fall in love. I"ll just nail her until my nuts fall off and that"s that.

Awesome plan, right?
 

Tenks

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THATis the girl you are obsessing over? For her being a massive slut cunt bitch I figured she was at least a 10. God damn Brekk take some advice from the dancing dinosaur in your sig.