Girls who broke your heart thread

my bullshit detector is going crazy on projectoffset every time the dude posts

Dabamf said:

my bullshit detector is going crazy on projectoffset every time the dude posts

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Says the guy who was drowning in so much asian tang he had to stop lest he risk there being no girls left in the country to bang.

projectoffset said:

I"m asking if there"s a possibility of it being something else. My thoughts on the matter were in the original post.

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I was actually hoping you"d go and then we"d get a cool story about you waking up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney...

Zehn - Vhex said:

Says the guy who was drowning in so much asian tang he had to stop lest he risk there being no girls left in the country to bang.

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And who claims to think Asians are more attractive than other races but then praises the non-Asian characteristics of the people he dates.

Kuriin said:

Rofl. Sorry project man...I had to quit D&D on all three games (Mutants and Masterminds and two Pathfinder campaigns) due to school, work (just got a job at Genentech, wewt), and volunteering.

@Ravvenn, that fucker. You know if it were me, I"d make sure you were good to go. TBH, he was too gay for me. I"m more of a Daddy person. ;p Got any? aha.

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Um, my former makeup guy but he"s heavy into the gay scene (so hot though). I told them I"d start being a fag-hag/wing-woman at a few of the classier gay clubs in LA (is there such a thing?), so I"ll keep an eye out for you.

I only know one daddy type and he"s over 50 and not really worth it because he has fifty times my baggage. I saw lots of gays on CL looking for a hag (I want a better title ), I"ll look for an older one!

Can we make babies in the meantime? They"d be so pretty and stylish!

Zehn - Vhex said:

Says the guy who was drowning in so much asian tang he had to stop lest he risk there being no girls left in the country to bang.

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Are you suggesting I made up the stories in my previous posts?

Dabamf said:

Are you suggesting I made up the stories in my previous posts?

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Wait just a minute, you mean not everything on the internet that I read is true?

I"m hot IRL.

Zehn do you declare shenanigans on Dabamf?
and Dabamf do you accept this decree of shenanigans?

Blazin said:

This thread other than an occasional gem does nothing but break sacred rules.

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This thread pre-dates the rules, so it"s free advice requirement is grandfathered in.

Ravv, we need to get a picture together to post on here to show our fabulousness. (Feel free to send me a picture of your dude. I don"t mind older guys as long as they"re in shape...)

in the meantime, I"m obsessed with this song because I miss my ex husband:

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I kind of feel like this right now...except this is a picture of the ex playing as the daughter from Godfather in Palermo, Sicily.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Ravv is completely fabulous I agree.

Jx3 said:

Zehn do you declare shenanigans on Dabamf?
and Dabamf do you accept this decree of shenanigans?

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I support any movement in this direction so Dabamf can Peter Coffin himself.

Gaz said:

I support any movement in this direction so Dabamf can Peter Coffin himself.

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I"d forgotten about Peter Coffin, thanks for reminding me of that story so I could lol once again.

Random question: When a girl gets home on a sunday night at 12:30am (well technically that"s monday) is there any possible explanation as to why other than she has a boyfriend?

Long long story short, I recently moved, live in a gigantic complex, know the girl that lives directly above me, she typically gets home later at night/early morning -- for instance, sunday @ 12:30am. I know this because she comes home in heels, or something really loud and either wakes me up or I can hear it very clearly. Maybe it"s just her shoes.. I don"t really know but it"s loud.

The issue is... I"ve been in texts, been friendly in person, and we"re about to start "dating". Though, I feel like this could be a gigantic problem, forming a relationship with a girl who lives directly above you... One being.... her getting home at 12:30am and you thinking she"s a call girl, escort, or has a boyfriend and wants dualies.

Am I blowing this out of proportion? What am I doing wrong here? Am I just being an over analytical jealous cunt that needs a shanking?

Any reason why she can"t just work at a nice restaurant that closes late?