Girls who broke your heart thread

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Dabamf said:
You should film a threesome and mail it to him with a note that says, "this is what you wanted me to do, right?"
Her, pretty sure the shrink is a her...so if that is the case he should try and get the shrink in on the act without the patient present then once she"s no longer a patient add her to the mix.
 

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I think we need Ravven to confirm all these shenanigans.
Unless I"m mistaken, they don"t live near each other at all. Ravvenn is in LA and Cam is near Atlanta? So all he has to do is send her the same bullshit texts to make the story "believable."

Dabamf said:
But why did these chicks suddenly turn lesbo? Isn"t one of them the one whose shrink wants her to stop her downward spiral? You should film a threesome and mail it to him with a note that says, "this is what you wanted me to do, right?"
Yeah, I love how these 2 were just craving to eat each others juices and then couldn"t wait for Bam Bam Bigelow Jr. to start plowing them. All in the nanoseconds it takes to get in a car and drive to Ma"s house(then again, considering the size of the parties in question, it may have taken a good while to squeeze into that mid-size sedan). Then, because FoH planted the "3-some" seed, Cam had to go home real quick and think of some wacky and zany scenario based on said subject. Luckily for him, there are plenty of pornos where it takes place. The script practically wrote itself!
 

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Unless I"m mistaken, they don"t live near each other at all. Ravvenn is in LA and Cam is near Atlanta? So all he has to do is send her the same bullshit texts to make the story "believable."
Theyre BFFs, she would know if hes lying.
 

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Kirun said:
Yeah, I love how these 2 were just craving to eat each others juices and then couldn"t wait for Bam Bam Bigelow Jr. to start plowing them. All in the nanoseconds it takes to get in a car and drive to Ma"s house(then again, considering the size of the parties in question, it may have taken a good while to squeeze into that mid-size sedan). Then, because FoH planted the "3-some" seed, Cam had to go home real quick and think of some wacky and zany scenario based on said subject. Luckily for him, there are plenty of pornos where it takes place. The script practically wrote itself!
It"s cool to be skeptical (I am). But I"m not a fan of proclaiming it"s all fabricated just because it sounds a little outrageous. Sometimes the pieces just fall perfectly in place. I"m sure you have an experience or 2 where you are in the right place, right time, and your game is just right where something crazy happens.

It could totally be fabricated, but assuming it is isn"t a good stance to hold in general. There"d be no point in posting in this thread if that"s the case.

P.S. If he"s gonna lie, he might as well pick some attractive chicks.
 

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i don"t really care if it"s fake or not. in my mind, no one on the internet actually exists in real life.
 

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Fuck "em Cam, grats on the 3some. I"ve little doubt half these guys haven"t been laid in quite some time.
 

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Dabamf said:
So the chick is Alcestis, right? I always thought she was kinda normal from her posting here. Then it turns out she has a master and shit? There"s no hope for anyone. If you"re posting here, you"re likely insane.
If I ever get around to doing comedy I"m going to be turning FOH into at least half of it. I was insane before I got here, but now I"m ok with it.
 

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Dabamf said:
So the chick is Alcestis, right? I always thought she was kinda normal from her posting here. Then it turns out she has a master and shit? There"s no hope for anyone. If you"re posting here, you"re likely insane.
you can be anything you want on the internet. it"s like vegas, but with slightly more trannys.
 

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No need to make fun of you Aamina, not this time. You did the right thing for once. If she was as drunk as you say, if you had sex with her then it"d have been rape, plain and simple.

Do as you wish, but you had best keep in mind that women who get that drunk and lose control of themselves in such a manner aren"t women who"re likely to maintain their fidelity long-term. If you do try to build a relationship with her, you need to get her off the bottle.

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Dabamf said:
It"s cool to be skeptical (I am). But I"m not a fan of proclaiming it"s all fabricated just because it sounds a little outrageous. Sometimes the pieces just fall perfectly in place. I"m sure you have an experience or 2 where you are in the right place, right time, and your game is just right where something crazy happens.

It could totally be fabricated, but assuming it is isn"t a good stance to hold in general. There"d be no point in posting in this thread if that"s the case.

P.S. If he"s gonna lie, he might as well pick some attractive chicks.
Oh, of course we all have a "perfect situation" story or two. My skepticism comes from the fact that Cam is on like his eighth "perfect situation" and each one is more ridiculous and harder to believe than the last.
 

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Aamina said:
Later, I try to have a srs bsns conversation about it, and what we"re doing,
I learned never to initiate the "what are we doing/what"s our status" conversation.

If she"s interested, she"ll bring it up.

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Adebisi the Onion Knight said:
I learned never to initiate the "what are we doing/what"s our status" conversation.

If she"s interested, she"ll bring it up.

My 2c
Wisdom
 

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Adebisi the Onion Knight said:
I learned never to initiate the "what are we doing/what"s our status" conversation.

If she"s interested, she"ll bring it up.

My 2c
I agree. It"s on the chick to do the "where is this going?" topic.
 

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Congratulations, you didn"t rape some chick. We"re not going to make fun of you for that. I"m not anyway. We"re probably going to make fun of your next post where you tell us about how you accept this girl"s black out drunk marriage proposal that was consummated with hugs and forehead kisses.

Danth said:
Do as you wish, but you had best keep in mind that women who get that drunk and lose control of themselves in such a manner aren"t women who"re likely to maintain their fidelity long-term. If you do try to build a relationship with her, you need to get her off the bottle.
This. Unless this chick stays completely sober, there"s no way she wouldn"t cheat on your ass the first time she gets hammered.

Danth said:
Not sure if serious...
 

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aamina"s drunk woman: "physically it would be really difficult"

sounds like you aren"t going to be riding anything.

better to be distant and have some self-respect!
 

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Lol my favorite is how the girls are squirting lady jizz all over the car in a matter of 2 minutes apart. Cars are really uncomfortable to do it in and its hard to hit to correct spots simultaneously to get a girl off.

I"m also not really convinced either of those fine ladies could climb over a center console to the front seat.
 

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Drinsic said:
Congratulations, you didn"t rape some chick. We"re not going to make fun of you for that. I"m not anyway. We"re probably going to make fun of your next post where you tell us about how you accept this girl"s black out drunk marriage proposal that was consummated with hugs and forehead kisses.
sounds to me like he was the one about to get raped.

So I go...no, I don"t really want to. She goes no, you"re doing this,now. I tell her I don"t have a condom. She tells me to go get one.
if you"re gonna take the moral high ground, have the balls to take the moral high ground. since having balls isn"t really your strong suit, i suggest just fucking this drunk cow of a woman, conscious or not.
 

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Aamina said:
Not a single person anywhere, on the internet or otherwise, thinks ever talking to this girl again is a good idea.

I will probably stick around, ride this trainwreck till it comes to a complete stop.
Well at least you admit that you completely ignore any and all advice.