Girls who broke your heart thread

Zyth_foh

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You can really tell they"re related due to the excessive forehead grease and glazed no idea what is going on look in the eyes

edit: We can"t rule out the possibility that that is BRO though. A new twist to this horrifying tale?
 

kegkilla

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is everyone in portland skinny and weak? i mean, even the blazers roster is all stick figures.
 

blehh_sl

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trex

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Lol... Where the fuck did you find those? High school... Every. Single. One. Love the duck face though, can we bring that back?

KRas is boss. And Scandinavian blood. You jelly we don"t have to deal with obesity like you do?
 

Sean_sl

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Ser Kegkilla said:
is everyone in portland skinny and weak? i mean, even the blazers roster is all stick figures.
No, the Pacific Northwest is filled with tons of chunky people. It"s actually impossible to sweat up here + exercising outside is a bitch due to it always raining.
 

Ravvenn_sl

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Zyth said:
Definitely fake, only 17 posts found out of the 380 or so he is supposed to have and all of them are from the last year.
Oh, sir. C"mon. Think about it. How many times has drama came up on the forums and several people think, "We need to send their ex/current/wife/parole officer, etc. a link to this thread"

His IP is from California, and does not match Req, Tyen, or T-Rex.

From what I gather, Tyen pooped on bro-code and indeed, snaked his bitch. But they were broken up, so I"m not sure if that alters the rules.

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please Shutup said:
I think when alot of girls lose their virginity they have it setup in their mind that that"s the guy they will be with forever and instantly fall in "love". This created lots of lulzy relationships in highschool. My first time was a one night stand who I never spoke to again. I guess I can"t speak for guys who lost it to a girl their actually in a relationship with.
What? I didn"t have sex for 2 years following losing my virginity it was so bad. I am still grossed out when I think of that guy.

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The Ancient said:
How is it homophobia when most women feel the exact same way about having something shoved up their butt?
I"m sure there"s more men than women who aren"t willing, and there"s still a massive difference between a dick and a finger. Plus, every female I know has tried anal/ass-play at least once. For most women (that I know) it"s the fear of pain.

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Foler said:
Suckers.. Rav honored me with her personal tele numba almost two years ago or so. I keep it in my Rav-Shrine in my closet on a pedestal.
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Selling Rav"s Cell-Phone number for 20$ a piece.
I changed both of my numbers a couple of months ago.

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Trexmussen said:
Aw, see Ravvenn, I knew you couldn"t be that bad. We can do it.. But 0 pedis for me. Crazy ticklish feet and I don"t like it when people touch my creep toe.
Get somepedicure spongesto use yourself, then once you can tolerate those without flinching, switch to apumice stoneorfoot file. Those should help to sort of "desensitize" your footsies.

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I have a video of one of my gays going bonkers getting a pedicure. She was using the soft sponge on his feet and he was hysterical. I used to be jumpy, but I use those sponges and a foot file (if in tub) or pumice stone (if in shower, they are gritty) every other day, after a few weeks I was fine getting pedicures without jumping or going into a giggle fit. I like my feet to be super soft. I only get professional pedicures once per month or longer.

Earth Theraputics has a killer line of foot products.

This particular item is somethingALL men and womenshould have and use daily if they have stank feet.
There"s afoot spray, which is best to buy online or at Ulta. Kohl"s carries it, but charge full price. This shit is magical. If you use it, your feet will NEVER smell...ever. Spray it on in the morning or once you"re out of the shower, and whether you"re wearing tight patent leather stilettos or work boots, at the end of the day your feet will still smell nice.

I have all of theirtea tree oil foot products. There"s a soak too, not shown in this list. You can get it on Amazon. The tea tree oil heel repair is what I use after I scrub my feets and it keeps them super soft. The wipes are nice after you"ve been in heels all day and come home, wipe your feet (it has a cooling sensation) before putting socks on. They"re also nice in the summer, the cooling sensation lasts up to 30 minutes from what I"ve noticed.
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Eomer said:
Thanks for the advice, I"ll look in to it. It"s surprising that you see such variation between the pictures, because they"re basically all from 2009-2011 in a time when my weight and looks overall were pretty much static. Weight maybe swung up and down 5 lbs in that time. Not offended in any way, so no worries.

So you"re saying that those three specific pictures you mentioned are no good, but the rest are alright?
You don"t see the difference between your pictures? Anyway, yeah - the rest of the pictures are good, it"s just those 3 that need to go.

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Kuriin said:
She definitely does not look good blonde. Hard to tell if that"s her true color - but, guessing it"s not due to the picture I posted earlier that almost looks like fried hair. She looks better with makeup. Her lips look fake. Too fishy.
Doesn"t look like true blonde at all. It would look better with some highlights and lowlights to add texture, otherwise it looks like an all-over pissy box color.

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I really think this would be the best blonde. She"s pretty pale, so a lot of colors are going to wash her out and/or make her look sickly.
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Please tell me you did NOT wear these shoes out in this dress......

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Soygen

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What the fuck is happening in this thread!? All this butthole talk has me wanting to rub one out on my lunch hour.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Ravvenn said:
I"m sure there"s more men than women who aren"t willing, and there"s still a massive difference between a dick and a finger. Plus, every female I know has tried anal/ass-play at least once. For most women (that I know) it"s the fear of pain.
Women have like...long nails and stuff.
 

Alex

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Soygen said:
What the fuck is happening in this thread!? All this butthole talk has me wanting to rub one out on my lunch hour.
I blame No-Fapuary.
 

Kuriin

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Tenks said:
Can"t say I have a burning desire for a chick to jam a finger up my butt
What about a tongue? I see a ton of porn where the men make their women lick their butts.
 

trex

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Secret of my hair is about to be revealed: Ravv, give me some advice, girl-- from what I read you have also had a hair disaster.

Born WAY blonde an it gradually got darker to it"s current dirty blonde color. Def highlighted in hs. It is also horse hair. Crazy thick and crazy coarse. Grew up in Colorado where the arid air does wonders for my hair (gets hella frizz here)

Almost two years ago I decided to try life as a brunette with aveda color (gets dull pretty quick, IMO) and my hairdresser talked me into getting it thinned (bitch skank) as well.. And ever since you can literally see the shaved cuticles halfway down my hair. Just got a HUGE trim about 3 weeks ago that helped a bit, but I hate hate hate not long hair.
And the pic with "completely fried" hair actually just has about 5lbs of playa in it. Was at burning man circa 2008. You take a pic after not showering in the desert for a week

Ps mad at you for accusing me of box color (vom)
Oh and test went great, thanks for your support, fag
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Trexmussen said:
Lol... Where the fuck did you find those? High school... Every. Single. One. Love the duck face though, can we bring that back?

KRas is boss. And Scandinavian blood. You jelly we don"t have to deal with obesity like you do?
 

Tenks

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Citing porn for real life sex is like citing 24 for the day-to-day activities of a federal agent
 

Zehnpai

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Tenks said:
Can"t say I have a burning desire for a chick to jam a finger up my butt
My wife was amazed that up until I was 29 I had never had seafood. I mean I had fish sticks once as a kid but other then that?

I explained it like this. Every time I"ve had the opportunity to have seafood, there"s also been an opportunity for steak and I fucking love steak. The first time I had seafood was when my friend demanded I eat some. I okayed it but only on the condition that I could also get the steak that was on the menu.

I was just never compelled to get seafood. There was no driving goal. I was told how fucking amazing it was and having had it, I still prefer a cut of meat. But if she"s cooking and she makes salmon or whatever I"m not going to complain. I"m just not going to go to Red Lobster and pay 20 bucks for fish when I could go buy me a steak instead.
 

The Ancient_sl

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I could get down with some chick licking my asshole if it was some girl I was really trying to denigrate and was planning on shoving her out of my car naked and without means in the middle of a shady city center where she was certain to get raped...

Hang on, looks I"m gonna have to break NoFAPuary again...