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Have fun with her man, but please to god wear a condom if you"re going to fuck her. Don"t eat her out, and don"t spend too much money if any on her!Brad2770 said:
And take photos.
Girls who broke your heart thread
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And take photos.
Beastiality is not ok. I don"t view homosexuality as something disgusting or wrong, or whatever else. It doesn"t affect my masculinity in any way whatsoever to talk about sex acts with a man. The rest of your post, Round, is just homophobia with some words. Nothing you said at all makes any sense. Being able to explore fantasies with your loved ones is the ultimate sign of trust. To have to feel ashamed of anything with your "other half" is a sign that you"re not mentally and emotionally stable or developed. Why, if this person is who you"re going to spend your life with, should you feel you have to hideanythingfrom them? Hint: You shouldn"t. It"s ok Round, I understand you"re indoctrinated to believe that anything other than man+woman is perverse. I don"t hold it against you, but I don"t judge you for it either.
Ah, Brad.
Well, let"s see. My "lifestyle" is straight. I just said I was open to the idea of doing something "bisexual" for the sake of my lover"s sexual fantasy fulfillment. That"s it.
A damned nice thread? This thread isn"t nice. It"s sad. It started out with almost noble intentions, then morphed into some "Help me, I can"t get women on my own" thread, then into this discussion about queer hating. It almost was nice again when Eomer and Aychamo began their metamorphosis into mature men capable of personal interaction at an honest and intimate level, but then quickly side-tracked when YOU, Brad2770, began being willfully ignorant and self-destructive.
How many women have you gone through and tried to fuck this week? 3? 2? You"re ultra-possessive of your ex-wife (and with good reason) but then can"t understand why you have problems in interpersonal relationships. You"ve got unresolved issues from past relationships that you can"t get over and instead of dealing with those issues on your own, you"re bouncing between women in an attempt to have them fix your shit. Not only is it unfair to them, but it"s going to hurt you (and by extension, your son) in the future.
The worst part is, you just gloss over the advice you get that isn"t what you want to hear and instead focus on "landing more bitches." Do you want my honest advice? Don"t date strippers. If you"re going to fuck them, then understand they have more baggage and issues than you"re able to fix. Though I suppose there"s someone out there for everyone, including you.
Good luck with the stripper, but like several times in the past when others have predicted your actions would bring only pain and suffering (and they were right, remember?) this will not end well.
Ah, Brad.
Well, let"s see. My "lifestyle" is straight. I just said I was open to the idea of doing something "bisexual" for the sake of my lover"s sexual fantasy fulfillment. That"s it.
A damned nice thread? This thread isn"t nice. It"s sad. It started out with almost noble intentions, then morphed into some "Help me, I can"t get women on my own" thread, then into this discussion about queer hating. It almost was nice again when Eomer and Aychamo began their metamorphosis into mature men capable of personal interaction at an honest and intimate level, but then quickly side-tracked when YOU, Brad2770, began being willfully ignorant and self-destructive.
How many women have you gone through and tried to fuck this week? 3? 2? You"re ultra-possessive of your ex-wife (and with good reason) but then can"t understand why you have problems in interpersonal relationships. You"ve got unresolved issues from past relationships that you can"t get over and instead of dealing with those issues on your own, you"re bouncing between women in an attempt to have them fix your shit. Not only is it unfair to them, but it"s going to hurt you (and by extension, your son) in the future.
The worst part is, you just gloss over the advice you get that isn"t what you want to hear and instead focus on "landing more bitches." Do you want my honest advice? Don"t date strippers. If you"re going to fuck them, then understand they have more baggage and issues than you"re able to fix. Though I suppose there"s someone out there for everyone, including you.
Good luck with the stripper, but like several times in the past when others have predicted your actions would bring only pain and suffering (and they were right, remember?) this will not end well.
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Speaking of unresolved issues, I sure as fuck have unresolved issues. My past relationships have been almost uniformly shitty. Cheating, jealous girls. Completely possessive impossible psychopaths. My girl now is actually a good person. She is top quality in personality. As I said before she doesn"t play games, she"s straight forward, smart, funny, etc. We get along really well and I think with her being almost 2 years older than me it helps me be more mature too. Whatever. It works.
My issues? Today someone heard I was dating her, and volunteered that she had a blind date with their friend back in October, before I even knew she existed. It was one date, she hated it, and never talked to the guy again. She loves me, and is a magnificent woman. Why the fuck should I care about the date? But I couldn"t help but ask her about it. One thing I told her early on is we never have to talk about the past, because I don"t give a shit what she did sexually, whatever she did made her the person she is now, which is the person I now love. (and I don"t want to have to lie to her about my # of partners) But I brought up the date, just kinda curious about it, and while it didn"t cause any friction, it was immature and stupid of me to do. She had actually already mentioned it before to me when we had talked about blind dates previously. I think with all the dumb girls I"ve been with in the past, they"ve fucked me up and it makes me wonder about shit now with new girls. But I still felt like a stupid fuck for "investigating" the shit. Why should I care?
My issues? Today someone heard I was dating her, and volunteered that she had a blind date with their friend back in October, before I even knew she existed. It was one date, she hated it, and never talked to the guy again. She loves me, and is a magnificent woman. Why the fuck should I care about the date? But I couldn"t help but ask her about it. One thing I told her early on is we never have to talk about the past, because I don"t give a shit what she did sexually, whatever she did made her the person she is now, which is the person I now love. (and I don"t want to have to lie to her about my # of partners) But I brought up the date, just kinda curious about it, and while it didn"t cause any friction, it was immature and stupid of me to do. She had actually already mentioned it before to me when we had talked about blind dates previously. I think with all the dumb girls I"ve been with in the past, they"ve fucked me up and it makes me wonder about shit now with new girls. But I still felt like a stupid fuck for "investigating" the shit. Why should I care?
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Grobb, you are right. Not gunna fight that.
But no matter how much I love my ex-wife, if she wanted me to take one in the ass or mouth to fulfill a fantasy, hell no. Thats just me.
As for the thread being nice, it was "said" with sarcasm. This thread has been shit from the beginning, but it"s one of the most entertaining since Kate"s Hoof.
I have nothing against you or anyone else on this board. I think everyone brings a little bit that makes all of these threads worth a peak, including Quin.
As for my personal life, I am confused as fuck, its why I do bounce around. But I am not going to sit in my house for 5 years to "heal and figure out who I am". Thats wasted time... IMO.
But no matter how much I love my ex-wife, if she wanted me to take one in the ass or mouth to fulfill a fantasy, hell no. Thats just me.
As for the thread being nice, it was "said" with sarcasm. This thread has been shit from the beginning, but it"s one of the most entertaining since Kate"s Hoof.
I have nothing against you or anyone else on this board. I think everyone brings a little bit that makes all of these threads worth a peak, including Quin.
As for my personal life, I am confused as fuck, its why I do bounce around. But I am not going to sit in my house for 5 years to "heal and figure out who I am". Thats wasted time... IMO.
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You"re human. It"s natural to be curious, and since you"ve been part of so many neurotic relationships you"ve sort of been trained to obsess or get jealous over things in the past.aychamo_aycono said:
PS. Don"t lie about your past. When she finds out, it"ll be nasty.
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I haven"t lied yet. I"ve just declined to discuss it with her. I really don"t want to lie to this girl ever, she"s a really great chick!
Tell her about secretly filming drunk hoes you were fucking for the internet. She"ll probably swoon over that one!aychamo_aycono said:
I wasn"t going to post this but you fuckers have gone and fagged up this thread real good, so I"m going to infuse it with some good ole" fashioned hetero wetness. Here goes.
Met back up with GT (Golden Tits) tonight. Girl"s one of those "I"m a bitch but I"m fully aware of it and can laugh at my bitchiness" so I constantly make fun of her for it. It"s hilarious. She"s a meanie but ultimately good at heart. I guess I"m trying to put her back on the straight and narrow.
Because I"m getting back together with my Ex in 3 months, I told GT that I wasn"t looking for a serious girlfriend-boyfriend relationship, so she told me that she wouldn"t fuck me, but would still hang out with me. Whatever.
So now that I"ve entered semi-friend-with-benefits zone, she told me she broke another one of her vibrators, so we went to the local sleaze store and shopped around for a while. Nothing like trolling through a sex shop with a smoking hot girl alongside you. Porno creepers were shooting glances every 10 seconds. I was reveling in it. She finally decided on a piece and we bounced.
Afterward, we went out to a local bar, but it was packed, so we rolled back to her place, mixed up some caribou lou and played a sex board game together. She got pretty sauced and we ended up spooning and watching porn together. She"s a bit of a kinky bitch so she insisted on watching this girl wrestling sex shit she knows about but I"ve never seen(this shit if you"re interested).
I make my move, the makeout session commences, and I take it nice and slow. She repeatedly asks me "Are you trying to get in my pants?" What a sly bitch. I tell her "No" and continue to make out. She tells me to take my shirt off. I tell her to take her shirt off. Nudity commences, as does titty licking. I make my way downstairs, teasing the fuck out of her, and then finally... jackpot. Jesus she tasted amazing. She bucked like a goddamn bronco. It"s difficult to keep rhythm and direction with the tongue on the clit and the finger in the pussy when she"s bumping up and down like a possessed chick, but I managed. After she blew up, she jumped my bones and gave me probably the best blowjob I"ve ever had. Swirled her around and rocked the 69 like a champ. I was in heaven. Hopped on top of her when I was getting close and tittyfucked her like no tomorrow. Finished up on her enormous tits and fell asleep for an hour.
Amazing. Could care less we didn"t fuck. She told me she probably wont be able to contain herself anymore and the next time we meet up I"ll have my way with her.
P.S.
Shame on everyone that is currently engaging in this cock-gobbling travesty of a derail.
P.P.S.
These tits + my boys:
Met back up with GT (Golden Tits) tonight. Girl"s one of those "I"m a bitch but I"m fully aware of it and can laugh at my bitchiness" so I constantly make fun of her for it. It"s hilarious. She"s a meanie but ultimately good at heart. I guess I"m trying to put her back on the straight and narrow.
Because I"m getting back together with my Ex in 3 months, I told GT that I wasn"t looking for a serious girlfriend-boyfriend relationship, so she told me that she wouldn"t fuck me, but would still hang out with me. Whatever.
So now that I"ve entered semi-friend-with-benefits zone, she told me she broke another one of her vibrators, so we went to the local sleaze store and shopped around for a while. Nothing like trolling through a sex shop with a smoking hot girl alongside you. Porno creepers were shooting glances every 10 seconds. I was reveling in it. She finally decided on a piece and we bounced.
Afterward, we went out to a local bar, but it was packed, so we rolled back to her place, mixed up some caribou lou and played a sex board game together. She got pretty sauced and we ended up spooning and watching porn together. She"s a bit of a kinky bitch so she insisted on watching this girl wrestling sex shit she knows about but I"ve never seen(this shit if you"re interested).
I make my move, the makeout session commences, and I take it nice and slow. She repeatedly asks me "Are you trying to get in my pants?" What a sly bitch. I tell her "No" and continue to make out. She tells me to take my shirt off. I tell her to take her shirt off. Nudity commences, as does titty licking. I make my way downstairs, teasing the fuck out of her, and then finally... jackpot. Jesus she tasted amazing. She bucked like a goddamn bronco. It"s difficult to keep rhythm and direction with the tongue on the clit and the finger in the pussy when she"s bumping up and down like a possessed chick, but I managed. After she blew up, she jumped my bones and gave me probably the best blowjob I"ve ever had. Swirled her around and rocked the 69 like a champ. I was in heaven. Hopped on top of her when I was getting close and tittyfucked her like no tomorrow. Finished up on her enormous tits and fell asleep for an hour.
Amazing. Could care less we didn"t fuck. She told me she probably wont be able to contain herself anymore and the next time we meet up I"ll have my way with her.
P.S.
Shame on everyone that is currently engaging in this cock-gobbling travesty of a derail.
P.P.S.
These tits + my boys:
Sounds like you had fun Val - i am a bit old-fashioned with friends i guess.
I wouldnt fuck good friends because of the risk of destroying the friendship .. sooner or later one of the two is falling in love and thats when it starts to suck ... alot.
Especially when you have a new GF and she gets to know that one of your friends is an ex fuck-buddy. Oh boy, the drama when you want to meet with friends
And Aychamo i know that situation too well myself.
I dont know why, but i also often cant stop myself from asking her about past stuff - and I would be pissed myself if i had to list up all the women i ve dated in the past.
Thats retarded and only hurts the current relationship but thats sadly not whats going on in my mind when said situation arises.
I"m a jealous fuck although i have absolutely no reason to be one. Fuck that.
I wouldnt fuck good friends because of the risk of destroying the friendship .. sooner or later one of the two is falling in love and thats when it starts to suck ... alot.
Especially when you have a new GF and she gets to know that one of your friends is an ex fuck-buddy. Oh boy, the drama when you want to meet with friends
And Aychamo i know that situation too well myself.
I dont know why, but i also often cant stop myself from asking her about past stuff - and I would be pissed myself if i had to list up all the women i ve dated in the past.
Thats retarded and only hurts the current relationship but thats sadly not whats going on in my mind when said situation arises.
I"m a jealous fuck although i have absolutely no reason to be one. Fuck that.
I never quite understood the term homophobia. That implies I"m afraid of homosexuality. Nothing could be further from the truth, I just find it creepy as fuck.
Gotta disagree with that, I find this thread pretty interesting as it clearly demonstrates that faith in retarded ideologies and sucking dick go hand in hand.GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
Again I"m not afraid of homosexuals just creeped out by dudes willing to suck dick. Fear has nothing to do with my non-compliance of sucking another man"s dick.GrobbeeTrull2.0 said:
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Time with Stripper was good. She was very nice and "normal" besides the fact she loves pot. About the only thing I didnt like was she was constantly checking her cell for texts, but she says she wants to hang out again. Meh. I didnt stay out late nor was I able to snap pics. Give me time.