Girls who broke your heart thread

Trexmussen said:

TyEequiem household.

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What?

Does Tyen live with Req?

Also Trex, you need to meet Lumie. The true pro in these parts.

Trexmussen said:

Facebook is lame and I wanted to argue on the internet with "pros," I haven"t run into any of these pros yet, though. Where you at?

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They"re all tres busy.com, #jewnosedcuntbeast.

What the fuck is a Tenley?

Shits about to get real.

Uh oh.

daaaaang

Bronyaur said:

What the fuck is a Tenley?

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Is that where you are conceived while ten men are laying pipe?

Bronyaur said:

What the fuck is a Tenley?

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Pretty sure shit got real.Tenley Ras(=rex)mussen.

Drisnic going next level. *brofist*

Relevant.

https://plus.google.com/101621968995172633596/posts

Click "In Tenley"s circles"... boom... a familiar face

K`Lag said:

https://plus.google.com/101621968995172633596/posts

Click "In Tenley"s circles"... boom... a familiar face

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What a gay profile picture. I hate this wanna-be hipster bullshit where they take a dimly lit photo while looking away from the lens. Like somehow, someway it makes it looks candid like she"s some deep thinker. Youarenotpensive.com #fuckoff.

I"m just going to assume if she ever puts her forehead or a cheek to a wall, it"ll turn transparent.

More words of wisdom from the "pick-up artist"

Twenty-year-old T of Portland came to the mall after she lost her iPhone. But the line was too long at the Apple Store, and she"s not interested in the iPad. She watches movies on TV and doesn"t travel much, so the iPad"s size doesn"t make much sense for her.

"It just seems useless to me," she said.

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Oregon buyers line up for Apple"s iPad | OregonLive.com

thiscanonlyendwell.org/index.html

Tenks said:

Is that where you are conceived while ten men are laying pipe?

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Tenley is a character in a Craig Lesley novel. Catch up on your English literature, son.

G+ is gay and I think I used for approximately 1 day after Salty gave me 1,000 invites that didn"t work. #idiot

When I was trying to replace yet another iPhone lost on a drunk.net night, there is this freaking long ass line (I guess the iPad came out that day) and this reporter dude is like,

"Hey, are you getting an iPad"
"No."
"Oh well how do you feel about the iPad?" and I"m hungover and annoyed and say something along the lines of
"I don"t know when in my wildest dreams I would use it"

and btdubs - he was totally into me.

Bravo, gentlemen, bravo.

I can feel the wrath building on the horizon. Dabamf probably had to fuck a Korean fatty just to calm himself down before posting his reply.

Well done.