Got on to check new posts and noticed an extra 10 pages or so on this thread and thought "hmmm, a picture of a srsly IRL woman must have been posted, only explanation."
Thread did not disappoint. You fuckers are so predictable. What I did not predict was how the flaming of T-rex, trannysmussen evolved into a discussion on buttholes and proper hair removal techniques.
I"ll weigh in on Ravv"s original q on the ass-finger-
I"ve heard that it can be amazing and I will never let this happen for several, I think perfectly rational and non-homophobic reasons:
1.) If it truly is the most amazing jizz of my lifetime, I don"t want it to happen this way, because just like seeing goatse or tubgirl for the first time, you can"t take it back once it"s happened (no, I don"t get off to goatse and tubgirl you sick fucks). I"ll never be able to go back to the way it was before. And honestly, I don"t want having a finger in my ass to be the pinnacle of sexual experience regardless of how good it is. I"ll always remember that lifechanging orgasm and every subsequent one will be a far cry from the ecstasy before. Sex will never be as good for me, if the ass-fingering truly is as good as it"s supposed to be, and from there on in, I may never be happy again without it and will never be happy with a woman who won"t do it.
I"d liken it to blowjobs, something that everyone has experienced and generally agrees are awesome. After you first had your knob swallowed by a truly gifted pole inhaler, how horrible was it when you started dating/fucked a chick who refused to mouth-massage your meat? (currently dealing with this now and it sucks- no pun intended)
2. I don"t want to have to worry about grossing out some chick when my ass isn"t up to code upon finger inspection. Sorry, but I"m hairy and am happy that way, and having to babysit my asshole so it"s acceptable for finger penetration is not one of the many chores I want to add to my already long list of shit I have to do on a regular basis. I"m a freak of nature as far as growing hair goes. True story: I once set my chest hair on fire on accident and it left a giant, glaring hairless hole on my chest, so I shaved my chest. A little more than a week later, it was like it never happened, chick I was dating at the time came back from visiting family and couldn"t even tell it had happened. I am not going to deal with that on a regular basis unless I absolutely have to (i.e. i"m dating a supermodel and she demands it). Besides, every girl I"ve ever been with has been 100% fine with hairiness it so it"s not a concern.
3. There is a sort of psychological aspect to it that I know is irrational if proper steps are taken, but that I can"t dispel. The grossness factor. It"s the reason I won"t let a chick do ass to mouth, because I won"t want to kiss her again even days after. This is why a rimming will never happen. Same thing with finger. I know it"s just a finger but somehow that fucks with me too and every time chick"s finger gets near my face I"ll wig out. I know perfectly well that if proper steps are taken, there"s no need at all to be grossed out and that mouth/finger will be completely back to normal. I still can"t dispel the weirdness of it all and don"t think I ever will.