Girls who broke your heart thread
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Even gradual weight loss (1-2 lbs a week) can get ya. Mine went apeshit about 6 months into my weight loss and had to be removed, not really that big a deal tho was back to normal the next week and felt better than I had in a long time within 2.Couldntbe said:
Either you guys have terrible ass bodies or I am a superhuman. I lose 10-15 lbs in a 1-2 week span every Thanksgiving and Christmas after I leave the fam"s to go back to school. Never had gallbladder problems, ever.CnCGOD said:
It is the rate of, and amount of, fat intake that disrupts the normal biliary flow and gallbladder emptying. This subsequently contributes to stone formation, and affects stone retention in the gallbladder.
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Further proof that you should cut out refined sugars and shitty fats rather than good grass-fed/organic animal fats and avoid the fad dieting shit.Couldntbe said:
Six months into my new quasi-paleo lifestyle (gots to have my legumes, Wakandan) and I"ve gone from complete fatass to tubby fatass. Lost ~75lbs so far. No complications. Should probably go get a checkup/some bloodwork, though, just in case my new healthy lifestyle is killing me.
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So...a story: About 2-3 months ago this chick I used to work with(she still works there)friend requests me on FB. I know who she is and it was kind out of left field, but since I have a lot of former co-workers as friends/acquaintances, I didn"t think much of it and accept. She ends up "liking" and commenting on a lot of my status updates and finally messages me one day saying "hey, what"s your number so I can drunk text you some day?" Pretty obvious at this point that she"s interested, but she isn"t very attractive. If she lost about 40 pounds, she"d probably be a solid 6, maybe a 7 all cleaned up. Problem is, she has a lot of really "bad" tattoos, including one above her tits that is hideous.
So, like a retard, I go ahead and give her my number. We get to texting, and it"s obvious that she"swayinto me. She sends me texts saying she thinks I"m a "pretty hot sex fantasy" and on one occasion she tells me "not to get weirded out, but she masturbated to one of my facebook pictures." The shitty thing is, I"m leading her on the whole time, knowing full well I"m never going to sleep with her. She"s cool as hell. Great personality, likes video games, sports, great sense of humor, etc. I just can"t get over the "looks" factor.
So today, she posts the following as a status update:
So, at this point I feel like I should just be like "Look, it"s friendship or nothing, hoe!" But at the same time, I feel such vindication for all the bullshit "stringing along" women have done to me in the past and feel like I should keep up the charade as long as possible. Then there"s yet another part of me that says "Fuck it, there"s worse things than dating a pretty cool chick that has everything but looks going for her."
Help me FoH, you"re my only hope!
So, like a retard, I go ahead and give her my number. We get to texting, and it"s obvious that she"swayinto me. She sends me texts saying she thinks I"m a "pretty hot sex fantasy" and on one occasion she tells me "not to get weirded out, but she masturbated to one of my facebook pictures." The shitty thing is, I"m leading her on the whole time, knowing full well I"m never going to sleep with her. She"s cool as hell. Great personality, likes video games, sports, great sense of humor, etc. I just can"t get over the "looks" factor.
So today, she posts the following as a status update:
Now, obviously it"s a total fish attempt, which I don"t bite on at all, but I really hate this double-standard women have with the "friend zone." When men "friend zone" a girl it"s an outrage and the man is too stupid, blind, etc. to see what he could have! But when a girl "friend zones" a guy? Well..it"s because she doesn"t want to ruin what they have! Their friendship is too important to her and if that isn"t good enough for him, too bad!
So, at this point I feel like I should just be like "Look, it"s friendship or nothing, hoe!" But at the same time, I feel such vindication for all the bullshit "stringing along" women have done to me in the past and feel like I should keep up the charade as long as possible. Then there"s yet another part of me that says "Fuck it, there"s worse things than dating a pretty cool chick that has everything but looks going for her."
Help me FoH, you"re my only hope!
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sounds like you kind of like this fatty.... a bit of a heffer hunter i see. judging by her obnoxious grade school level status update, she"s got more issues than her looks, in fact she"s probably a pretty awful person all around.Kirun said:
let"s be realistic about this though; you clearly have nothing better coming your way. just go for it, you can keep the fat girl titties to yourself, just let us know when the wedding is.
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On a serious note, 40 pounds is not really a small number, and saying that even after that monumental achievement she would only reach a 6 or 7 status? Then you take into account she seems overly obsessive and stalkerish, and has terrible chest tattoo"s in a place that is very difficult for women to hide. You really should stay away.
If you"re not attracted to someone it"s not going to last anyways as a romantic relationship so you might as well stay friends if she"s cool enough to hang out with.
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And you have to ask what to do? You sir are no Ahab.Kirun said:
On a serious note, 40 pounds is not really a small number, and saying that even after that monumental achievement she would only reach a 6 or 7 status? Then you take into account she seems overly obsessive and stalkerish, and has terrible chest tattoo"s in a place that is very difficult for women to hide. You really should stay away.
If you"re not attracted to someone it"s not going to last anyways as a romantic relationship so you might as well stay friends if she"s cool enough to hang out with.
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You admitted to leading her on. Hopefully the hole you"ve dug is large enough for both of you, else you"ll suffocate or something
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FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TO CRAIG
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