Girls who broke your heart thread

Eomer said:

Would faking an orgasm count as being sarcastic?

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Not unless she was making it obvious she was faking. Kind of like Jim"s "date" posts.

Jim post a pic of you or the girl. We"re here to help you and now is the time to redeem yourself.

Schezanna said:

Not unless she was making it obvious she was faking. Kind of like Jim"s "date" posts.

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You sound like a jealous virgin

Jim roles through section 13 on his bike lookin for fatties to pick up. He offers them a meal as bribery to go out on a date. Lets em ride front seat on the handlebars.

Plus he has to buy new bike frames all the time because the fatties will bend them beyond repair

Trexmussen said:

Plus he has to buy new bike frames all the time because the fatties will bend them beyond repair

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Nah Trog Trex, his dad fabricated a lazyboy to the handlebars. Heard its not holding up to well and that they may look into buying him a forklift as a means of transportation for his birthday.

At least I ride my bike faggots. Most of you probly just sit in your assessing all day not getting any exercise

Early leader for worst new poster of 2012!

(non-screwing-Tyen category)

Soygen said:

I don"t even own an assessing!

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Bro, they"re all the rage. I"ve got the one up from Cancerous, which is really the only good one.

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Nendyen said:

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memefist

Wow that"s hella funny guys you know what I meant to type

^ I don"t.

But you better be a nice boy and mind your daddy, it sounds like you got a mighty fine present coming your way.