Girls who broke your heart thread

Kirun

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Seananigans said:
Don"t forget spare tire
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It"s like she comes with her own flotation device. That way you can use her to tread water if you find yourself capsized. Safety first, gentlemen!
 
Voyce

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Trexmussen said:
Lol. I do not have a spare tire.

B cups? Maybe. Huge nose? Obvi. Spare tire? Absolutely not.
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Spare tires are useful for when you get a flat.
 
kegkilla

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Trollface said:
its hard to tell because all of her pictures are angled...
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if her pic are all myspace angles then it"s confirmed she"s a fatty....


DONT U FUCKERS KNOW ANYTHING!?!?!?
 
trex

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A. It"s than.

B. I actually just vommited. I bet your nipples look like the have little gnocchis underneath them.
 
Tarrant

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Trexmussen said:
A. It"s than.

B. I actually just vommited. I bet your nipples look like the have little gnocchis underneath them.
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They don"t, which is probably a good thing because if they did you"d probably just eat them and add to your spare tire.
 
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Trexmussen said:
Lol. I do not have a spare tire.

B cups? Maybe. Huge nose? Obvi. Spare tire? Absolutely not.
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You definitely have the skinny girl spare tire. If you grab your side, there"s flab there just waiting to gorge itself on your next night of pizza/ice cream. You"re going to look like a weeble wobble by the time you"re 36.
 
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