Girls who broke your heart thread

Darus Grey_foh

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Drinsic said:
Why do you think American Inventors are always trying to steal white women?

And what the fuck, a car sealed the deal? Do you drive a shit heap junker Cutlass on monster truck three spokes?
I drive a prius(planning to get a tesla model S soon though XD).

She was simply impressed that I owned any car, she didn"t even ask what it was.
Suffice to say I won"t be seeing these women again, but they were certainly the mostinterestingdates I"ve had in forever. Least they gave me a so-so story with heavy racist undertones instead of just feeling like a wasted night.
 

MrGraham_foh

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Wrathcaster said:
How do you old fuckers do it?
I highly recommend volunteering somewhere (animal shelter, library, etc), as well as checking out meetup.com and meeting groups of people with your interest (board games, book clubs, whatever), although both of these options might be limited in a small town. Imagine the kind of girl you want to get with, what would she do in her free time?
 

Wintermute_foh

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Darus Grey said:
I drive a prius(planning to get a tesla model S soon though XD).

She was simply impressed that I owned any car, she didn"t even ask what it was.
Suffice to say I won"t be seeing these women again, but they were certainly the mostinterestingdates I"ve had in forever. Least they gave me a so-so story with heavy racist undertones instead of just feeling like a wasted night.
So what makes it awesome is that they are still kind of shallow but the bar has been lowered? Sweet.
 

Darus Grey_foh

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Wintermute said:
So what makes it awesome is that they are still kind of shallow but the bar has been lowered? Sweet.
Pretty much. It just made me feel good at the time cause they were all trying SO hard to get me to like them(everyone likes to feel chased once in awhile!)where normally its some girl expecting me to put in a ton of effort impressing them with their lack of reality.

Just the two extremes juxtaposed made my week. I"m sure it isn"t as interesting to you guys XD.
 

kegkilla

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Smart chicks like board games, some of us like them to have a brain.
yeah no one"s buying the "IM A 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BECAUSE I HAVEN"T FOUND A WOMAN SMART ENOUGH TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" shtick.
 

ToeMissile

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yeah no one"s buying the "IM A 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BECAUSE I HAVEN"T FOUND A WOMAN SMART ENOUGH TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS" shtick.
D&D ISN"T A BOARD GAME, NOOB! lOOOLOLOL
 

Zehnpai

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No, but DRAGON STRIKE is!

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Grumpus

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Anyone looking for a date?

alwaysupdating animals, weapons, venom, snakes, spiders, arc

Some quotes from the profile.

this one time i met a man, and we started going out the day we met, and later that night i asked him: "if a girl hit you would you hit her back" and his answer was: "i"d slit my own throat rather then hit a woman" and the next day i found out he was cheating on me, and i slapped him across the face, then he gave me 2 black eyes, broke both my arms, broke my jaw, broke all my ribs, stabbed me in the tummy with a pencil and punctured my lung with a screw driver then through a microwave at me and left me for dead..after that day i learned never trust a man when he says he"ll never hit a ewoman, men lie about that stuff...men can"t be trusted.
I have A&W coupons, anyone wanna take me to A&W?
 

kegkilla

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there"s some other gems in that profile.

"i"m not overweight"

-places i"ve been banished from for no reason:
*port place mall
*the sikh temple
*soup kitchen
*library
*home deopot
*outdoor outfitters
 

Yutnopash_sl

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Has a youtube account too...I won"t link it though lol. I dont want you bros to waste minutes of your lives. Suffice it to say there"s a cat themed wall paper, retarded videos, and a double chin.
 

kegkilla

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Ser Kegkilla said:
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I"m in love....