Godzilla (2014)

TomServo

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Yes the reason this movie sucked so hard is because it wasn't a campy Toho rubber monster fest. ZZzzzZZzzz
 

Chukzombi

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they could have come up with an awesome practical effects godzilla. stan winston studios is still in business. the CGI effects wasnt even the issue in this film so not sure what you are talking about.
 

ohkcrlho

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this was a big disappointment, this was a movie by a director who doesnt "get" the concept of godzilla films and what they are supposed to be like. del toro got it, thats why pacific rim was far superior to this. im not gonna say this was a bad movie. 98 godzilla was really bad and because i do love me some godzilla even a chubby godzilla, i will say this was ok. my biggest gripes, they killed cranston off and the other, the movie was played way too fucking seriously.oh and every fucking monster scene was at night. wtf.
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Gilgamel

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Godzilla part wasn't bad, it was everything around it. They killed off Cranston too fast, the soldier was a pretty shit actor, the repeated decision to fly aircraft around giant moving EMP beacons so we could watch them crash made me dislocate my eyeballs from over-rolling them.

I mean it wasn't a terrible movie or anything. But people made it seem like an actual good movie, and it really, really wasn't. If anything what modern movies have proven is that if you take a fantastical premise and a well written script where everything else is grounded in reality it can be really compelling. If you don't surround that premise with good writing and acting it comes off either terrible or hammy.
 

Chukzombi

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one has nothing to do with the other. its not a bad movie, just disappointing. i thought (hoped) it would be better than it was.
 

Araxen

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thats right boyo, im one of the biggest godzilla nerds on this board and i was disappointed with this movie. if that makes you feel better about yourself then more power to you.
Did you sneak into X-men while you were there?
 

Gnomedolf

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This movie disappointed me. Not nearly enough monster battles, but even the ones it had lacked a feeling of kickass power. The director didn't try hard enough.
 

Dumar_sl

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It's pretty obvious Americans are just utterly incapable of making a real action monster movie. Outside of Aliens, I can't think of one worth a fucking shit over 3 decades. They always stuff in the same formula over and over: 90+ minutes of generic feels from daddy, mommy, and kiddies in a crisis/comic relief, soft porn for tweens ala xformers, then ~10 minutes of actual monsters.

I would LOVE to see the absolute total fucking mockery and molestation that would be made of something like Evangelion.
 

Runnen

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It's pretty obvious Americans are just utterly incapable of making a real action monster movie. Outside of Aliens, I can't think of one worth a fucking shit over 3 decades. They always stuff in the same formula over and over: 90+ minutes of generic feels from daddy, mommy, and kiddies in a crisis/comic relief, soft porn for tweens ala xformers, then ~10 minutes of actual monsters.

I would LOVE to see the absolute total fucking mockery and molestation that would be made of something like Evangelion.
I'll be damned if Evangelion doesn't contain more daddy and mommy issues than the whole last 3 decades of fail monster movies combined.
 

ohkcrlho

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I'll be damned if Evangelion doesn't contain more daddy and mommy issues than the whole last 3 decades of fail monster movies combined.
lol i thought the same.if you remove shinji from the series,99% of daddy (mostly) and mommy issues would disappear.
 

Dumar_sl

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Lol touche, but those are different kinds of issues - Eva's would actually be VERY interesting to explore onscreen during an apocalypse. I'd be all over that. Modern monster movies use exclusively the 'mommy, daddy, kiddies have to find each other in the crisis11!!!1!!!! for hugs n kisses' trite.

An Evangelion movie actually done right would be mostly character interactions, but NOT the kind in this Godzilla trash. Hollywood would rape Shinji's story into PG-13 oblivion.
 

Runnen

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Lol touche, but those are different kinds of issues - Eva's would actually be VERY interesting to explore onscreen during an apocalypse. I'd be all over that. Modern monster movies use exclusively the 'mommy, daddy, kiddies have to find each other in the crisis11!!!1!!!! for hugs n kisses' trite.

An Evangelion movie actually done right would be mostly character interactions, but NOT the kind in this Godzilla trash. Hollywood would rape Shinji's story into PG-13 oblivion.
The best Evangelion movie you're ever going to get was Pacific Rim. And that's because it removed all the fucking whiny fluff from Evangelion and replaced it with awesome.