GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

Chukzombi

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try to follow along guys, i was referring to the books, unless you saw an episode with pate in oldtown or balon greyjoy dying that i havent seen. the realm is bankrupt, but there are more ways to skin a cat. could always offer up something the faceless men would want.
 

Gavinmad

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Her story in the books ended with the walk of shame and the introduction of Ser Robert Strong. She quite literally hasn't had the time to try and have the High Sparrow assassinated yet.

Have you even read the books?
 

Chukzombi

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Her story in the books ended with the walk of shame and the introduction of Ser Robert Strong. She quite literally hasn't had the time to try and have the High Sparrow assassinated yet.

Have you even read the books?
nice meme, did you think of it yourself or did drinsic help you?
 

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Chuk what do you think Cersei could possibly offer the FM to kill the High Sparrow? It took a priceless dragon egg to kill Balon. IN THE BOOK, Baelish says there's no fucking way the crown could afford a FM contract. Honestly, what do you think they have to offer, Widows Wail? GTF outta here.
 

Chukzombi

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Chuk what do you think Cersei could possibly offer the FM to kill the High Sparrow? It took a priceless dragon egg to kill Balon. IN THE BOOK, Baelish says there's no fucking way the crown could afford a FM contract. Honestly, what do you think they have to offer, Widows Wail? GTF outta here.
so widow's wail is the only thing of value in the king's realm that she has control of?
 

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I'm asking you what you think Cersei has to offer the FM that would get them to even acknowledge her. Widow's Wail is priceless, and I can't think of anything else like it within her grasp. I'm trying to find plausibility in your fucking dumb idea but you aren't helping.
 

Chukzombi

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I'm asking you what you think Cersei has to offer the FM that would get them to even acknowledge her. Widow's Wail is priceless, and I can't think of anything else like it within her grasp. I'm trying to find plausibility in your fucking dumb idea but you aren't helping.
the faceless men if they accepted a dragon egg may have only done so because it was more what they wanted over its intrinsic value. they may want land, women, men, children, royal jewelry or tapestries or whatever. its not a dumb idea to hire a FM to kill the HS considering the active plot to kill GM whatshisface in oldtown just to take his dragonbook.
 

Gavinmad

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I'm asking you what you think Cersei has to offer the FM that would get them to even acknowledge her. Widow's Wail is priceless, and I can't think of anything else like it within her grasp. I'm trying to find plausibility in your fucking dumb idea but you aren't helping.
Widow's Wail isn't even priceless in the books, assuming she was willing to go rob her son's grave to get it. Although if she did rob her son's grave to get it, maybe that act would make it priceless to the Faceless Men.

But Valyrian Steel in the books?

Valyrian steel blades were scarce and costly, yet thousands remained in the world, perhaps two hundred in the Seven Kingdoms alone
But Astr0 is assuming that the highborn of Westeros know that the Faceless Men are a weird death cult and not just the best assassins in the world and would be willing to take some kind of weird non-traditional payment.
 

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If they were easy to find or purchase, Tywin would have had one long ago. He tried to purchase them three times in the past and was turned down each time, much to his anger; they are effectively priceless. Also, WW isn't buried with Joffrey, Tommen has it.
 

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I never got the impression that the faceless men were assassins for hire. I'm retarded though and don't really remember the books that well
 

Lenas

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Well, they are. Even GRRM has commented on it.

The Faceless Men don't post a list of prices on their door. The way it works, you go to them and tell them who you want killed, and then they negotiate the price. The prominent the victim, the more difficult to get to, the more dangerous for the assassin and the guild, the higher the price.
The High Sparrow is one of the most dangerous people in Westeros ATM. Seems like someone that would require an extremely high payment.
 

Chukzombi

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the way the show is portraying the FM, they will do stuff they dont really want to do for a price, but will work pro bono for stuff they believe in. for "freeing" jaqen, he gave arya three free kill requests.
 

Gavinmad

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If they were easy to find or purchase, Tywin would have had one long ago. He tried to purchase them three times in the past and was turned down each time, much to his anger; they are effectively priceless. Also, WW isn't buried with Joffrey, Tommen has it.
I guess priceless is a vague enough word that it fits. Thousands of them may exist, but nobody is willing to part with one. I still don't think valyrian steel would be considered particularly valuable to the faceless men.

The High Sparrow is one of the most dangerous people in Westeros ATM. Seems like someone that would require an extremely high payment.
I was under the impression that they also based the price on who wanted the killing done. A penniless cheated family could get a very cheap price on having the Thin Man killed, but the price for the Queen Mother of Westeros to have the High Sparrow killed would be beyond reckoning. I imagine not even the Iron Bank of Braavos could pay that fee.
 

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Well, they are. Even GRRM has commented on it.



The High Sparrow is one of the most dangerous people in Westeros ATM. Seems like someone that would require an extremely high payment.
That's good info, like I said I can't really remember the books so well. I read the first in the series like 8 years ago. I think I read ADWD two years ago but I'm also retarded, so there's that.
 

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I was under the impression that they also based the price on who wanted the killing done. A penniless cheated family could get a very cheap price on having the Thin Man killed, but the price for the Queen Mother of Westeros to have the High Sparrow killed would be beyond reckoning. I imagine not even the Iron Bank of Braavos could pay that fee.
Which is exactly my point, no way in hell Cersei could even begin to afford it. Not to mention the fact that the FM seem to be very much "for the people" and may not even accept a contract on the HS in the first place.