Grand Theft Auto V

Falstaff

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Just for the sake of argument, if they had GTA online hidden and you didn't know about it and then 15 days after the game came out they simultaneously patched AND told you about it, and it didn't work perfectly on day 1 (aka day 15), would you be this angry (aka butthurt)?
 

Sean_sl

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It's not even pertinent whether you consider it a separate product or not. (I don't)

It's a massive service that is outside of the scope of what's really been tried before in the console space, and we're not even at the first day of its goddamn launch.

Sean, go outside and have a nice...shit, nevermind.
You're joking, right? FF11 - PlayStation2, X360. FF14 - PlayStation 3. Both immensely larger in scope than GTAO. GTAO is essentially a 16 player co-op mode and dick all else.
 

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Just for the sake of argument, if they had GTA online hidden and you didn't know about it and then 15 days after the game came out they simultaneously patched AND told you about it, and it didn't work perfectly on day 1 (aka day 15), would you be this angry (aka butthurt)?
Of course they wouldn't, that's exactly the point.

OH MY GOD THE VERY SECOND IT CAME ONLINE I COULDN"T LOG IN AND POOPSOCK MY WAY TO VICTORY THE WORLD IS ENDING TODAY is not a valid argument in any situation. Its just sad and pathetic.

Go play the main campaign again. I got halfway through and restarted so I could exploit all the assassination missions and I've had at least twice as much fun the second time through as the first.

It'll work when it works.

Added: One day I swear I'll strangle that fucking psychologist to death.

Dude asked me to do a phone session, then charged me more for it.

What a fucking prick.
 

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My PSN is Villainous if anyone wants to play sometime. I don't really get much PS3 time unless it's a weekend (wow raids and all that), but fuck it you never know.
 

Sean_sl

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Of course they wouldn't, that's exactly the point.

OH MY GOD THE VERY SECOND IT CAME ONLINE I COULDN"T LOG IN AND POOPSOCK MY WAY TO VICTORY THE WORLD IS ENDING TODAY is not a valid argument in any situation. Its just sad and pathetic.

Go play the main campaign again. I got halfway through and restarted so I could exploit all the assassination missions and I've had at least twice as much fun the second time through as the first.

It'll work when it works.
It's sad and pathetic that you don't respect consumer rights. Must be fun being a corporate toadie.

It was advertised as a feature, we bought it and we own it. It's property that we paid for and we haven't been able to use it for two weeks. You are just full of complete nonsense. I'm pretty sure it's 100% okay to be annoyed at Rockstar for being incompetent on the network side of things and selling us a defective product.

It is okay to say that they fucked up. We're not shouting for them to burn down, we're just saying "hey, you guys are retarded for not hiring competent network people and we find it obnoxious, hurry it the fuck up dudes". They deserve the criticism that we are giving them.
 

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Sean, grow up.

Also, no video games are content you actually own. Reread the EULA. Its a license you essentially rent from the publishers.

Sucks but its true. You lost this battle back in like 1982. Probably before that. Anyone seen the EULA on Atari games?

Added: You're not being "annoyed" you're screaming that people are ANTI CONSUMER if they aren't up in arms that an online component to a single player game didn't work the second it was turned on.

There's a thing called over reacting. You are doing it. That's the point.
 

Duppin_sl

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It's okay to be, like, very mildly annoyed. Like to the point where you say to yourself, "fuck, this kinda sucks, I was looking forward to trying this out. I'll check on it tomorrow." That was my reaction when I tried it for myself just now.

Your level of rage where you're screaming about what's on the box, consumer rights, and two weeks? Way off the deep end.
 

Sean_sl

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It's hilarious that you bads think I'm screaming and am full of rage. You're the ones getting all mads here.
 

Sean_sl

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Sean, grow up.

Also, no video games are content you actually own. Reread the EULA. Its a license you essentially rent from the publishers.

Sucks but its true. You lost this battle back in like 1982. Probably before that. Anyone seen the EULA on Atari games?

Added: You're not being "annoyed" you're screaming that people are ANTI CONSUMER if they aren't up in arms that an online component to a single player game didn't work the second it was turned on.

There's a thing called over reacting. You are doing it. That's the point.
EULAs aren't now and have never been anything that any of us here have *ever* put stock in. You bringing them up like they matter on some level is justfunny as hell.
 

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It's okay to be, like, very mildly annoyed. Like to the point where you say to yourself, "fuck, this kinda sucks, I was looking forward to trying this out. I'll check on it tomorrow." That was my reaction when I tried it for myself just now.

Your level of rage where you're screaming about what's on the box, consumer rights, and two weeks? Way off the deep end.
This. Exactly.

Its annoying. Its not a run to the internet to scream about how big business is raping my with the wide end of a rake situation. Its not like Rockstar is going to go "Fuck it, we can't get this working" and shut the fucking thing off and never turn it on. Just be patient. Deep breaths.
 

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EULAs aren't now and have never been anything that any of us here have *ever* put stock in. You bringing them up like they matter on some level is justfunny as hell.
Go take Michael out to the yoga location near Mount Chilead and do some breathing exercises bro.

It'll relax you.
 

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Alternately, don't play a game 16 hours a day and beat it before 99.99% of the general population and then get pissed off when the next round of content is delayed a few days.

Nobody cares. Almost everyone is still playing the single-player campaign and having a blast with it, just like all the previous iterations of GTA.

Pretend that you are a normal human being for just a moment and stop getting upset over the dumbest shit possible.
 

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Just for the sake of argument, if they had GTA online hidden and you didn't know about it and then 15 days after the game came out they simultaneously patched AND told you about it, and it didn't work perfectly on day 1 (aka day 15), would you be this angry (aka butthurt)?
Considering that last time I checked you can't even patch the game--and people are still posting about it happening right now on other forums--without the console going to a black screen that requires holding down the power button for 15 seconds to hard reboot, or that the patch is fucking up single player savegames... yes.

I still have no idea why people white knight for corporations. Sometimes I swear it seems like we're only a few years fromJennifer Governmentbecoming reality.
 

Sean_sl

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Alternately, don't play a game 16 hours a day and beat it before 99.99% of the general population and then get pissed off when the next round of content is delayed a few days.

Nobody cares. Almost everyone is still playing the single-player campaign and having a blast with it, just like all the previous iterations of GTA.

Pretend that you are a normal human being for just a moment and stop getting upset over the dumbest shit possible.
My property, I can use it however I wish, thank you very much! Smacks of jealously whenever you guys try to bring this up, it's pretty funny.

So many jelly mads.
 

Sean_sl

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I was able to patch just fine, and my savegame seems to be fine as well.
Just because is isn't happening to you doesn't mean it isn't happening to a bunch of other people - it is, fyi. The patch is definitely screwing with single player games. So, people should be careful.
 

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Considering that last time I checked you can't even patch the game--and people are still posting about it happening right now on other forums--without the console going to a black screen that requires holding down the power button for 15 seconds to hard reboot, or that the patch is fucking up single player savegames... yes.

I still have no idea why people white knight for corporations. Sometimes I swear it seems like we're only a few years fromJennifer Governmentbecoming reality.
No one's white knighting shit. Its a fucking video game, its not worth contributing to your coronary arteries hardening by getting all stressed out.

Its fine to be frustrated, its not fine to sit there and allow yourself to get so worked up over you're calling people names on the internet because they dared ask you to take a chill pill, or tried to explain that Rockstar said there would be server and hardware issues to work through with the launch.

Consider this an open beta period.

Bam. Problem solved.
 

Sean_sl

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No one's white knighting shit. Its a fucking video game, its not worth contributing to your coronary arteries hardening by getting all stressed out.

Its fine to be frustrated, its not fine to sit there and allow yourself to get so worked up over you're calling people names on the internet because they dared ask you to take a chill pill.
You're clearly very upset that people are criticizing them and are white-knighting pretty hardcore here, brosephina toadette. You're even bringing up EULAs and shit, I mean, that's just some side-busting stuff there.
 

Falstaff

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Considering that last time I checked you can't even patch the game--and people are still posting about it happening right now on other forums--without the console going to a black screen that requires holding down the power button for 15 seconds to hard reboot, or that the patch is fucking up single player savegames... yes.

I still have no idea why people white knight for corporations. Sometimes I swear it seems like we're only a few years fromJennifer Governmentbecoming reality.
I'm not white knighting them