Gravy's Cooking Thread

Deathwing

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I can't imagine 25 lbs of free room in my freezer. Or 25 lbs of one item taking up that much space. Unless it's chili or pulled pork. #1 restriction when we go food shopping is "will we have room in the freezer?".
 

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I bought a deep freeze, changed my life yo. I have enough food in there to probably last into the fall. Or at least through the summer. Mine is filled with meat, bread, a dead hooker, those steamer bags of veggies, and frozen waffles for the kids.
 

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Yeah, once I get a real house instead of a townhouse, a deep freeze is definitely on my "want" list.
 

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We've got an upright freezer, which I prefer because it's easier to find things than a chest freezer.

However, our dead hooker keeps falling out, which is a pretty big down-side.
 

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We had an upright freezer, but got rid of it in favour of a large, very large chest freezer. There are a lot of us, so it only took a couple hours to get 25 pounds of strawberries, and because there are a lot of us, they will easily be eaten over the course of the winter. We'll do the same with blueberries, raspberries, cherries and peaches.

Contents of our freezer: lots of fruit, most of a cow, half a pig, various chicken, necessary dead hooker, former politician, and the balls of my enemies.
 

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I do it like two or three times per month. It is super easy and tastes really good.
And nothing like KFC...

I do it a few times a month as well with minor modifications whenever I need shredded chicken for something (enchiladas, quesadillas, chicken pot pie, dips, etc).
 

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Agreed, tasty and good, but not KFC. Which is actually ok with me.

The wife unit made a chickpea flour crust pizza last night that was delicious. I don't think I'd classify it as 'pizza' though really. Don't care, it was really good.

Tonight, I'm using that same chickpea flour to coat chicken nuggets for frying. Should be interesting.
 

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I hope you have good results. If you're wondering, don't try with coconut flour because it's fucking garbage. My wife tried making a "paleo" style bread, which is grain and dairy free. It uses coconut flower, cashew butter and almond milk. It was *SO* dry. No thanks.
 

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Yeah it definitely tastes NOTHING like KFC, which I am ok with, I never really cared for KFC.

Tonight I made this:

Don't Mess with Texas-Style Blueberry Cobbler | In The Pantry - Yahoo Shine

Having lived in Texas for many, many years and being raised there, I have no idea what is so "Texas-style" about that cobbler. I have only ever seen traditional pie crust cobblers in Texas, never this. But I have made this once before and it is amazeballs. I was thinking of trying it with strawberries instead of blueberries because my middle daughter loves strawberries like crack, but I wasn't sure it would come out the same.
 

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Yeah, I love cobbler, peach especially. That recipe looks good too.

The chicken coated in chickpea flour went really well. I ended up going half and half with white AP flour. It made a really good coating, very much like a store bought fish breading. It took a little longer to get that nice golden brown color though, so the chicken was a touch overdone. Next time I'll raise the temp. of the peanut oil a bit.

Thanks for the tip on coconut flour. Has anyone used soy flour?
 

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I hope you have good results. If you're wondering, don't try with coconut flour because it's fucking garbage. My wife tried making a "paleo" style bread, which is grain and dairy free. It uses coconut flower, cashew butter and almond milk. It was *SO* dry. No thanks.
Somewhat related: how often should you be expected to cater to people who have food allergies? Like, if you think they're partially psychosomatic, you shouldn't have to bake a gluten-free cheesecake for your wife's birthday just so her mother can have some?

Yeah it definitely tastes NOTHING like KFC, which I am ok with, I never really cared for KFC.

Tonight I made this:

Don't Mess with Texas-Style Blueberry Cobbler | In The Pantry - Yahoo Shine

Having lived in Texas for many, many years and being raised there, I have no idea what is so "Texas-style" about that cobbler. I have only ever seen traditional pie crust cobblers in Texas, never this. But I have made this once before and it is amazeballs. I was thinking of trying it with strawberries instead of blueberries because my middle daughter loves strawberries like crack, but I wasn't sure it would come out the same.
The "texas-style" might have to do with the composition. When I think cobbler, I think of a bunch of fruit baked in sugar, butter, and spices(basically, pie filling) with a streusel topping. What I saw detailed in your link, I thought was a buckle or grunt.
 

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I cater to allergies 100% of the time... in the sense that there will be something they can eat. Everything? Not so much. If you can't eat gluten, you've basically given up on 99% of things with a crust. Time to learn to live with that. Though if my wife asked me to do it... in the case of cheesecake you could just make it crustless, essentially just a baked custard. Bake up some actual crust, break it up into chunks, and add it as a topping for the people who can eat it.
 

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Just for the record, I'm looking for lower carb alternatives, and not gluten free horseshit. I love me some gluten.

My friend's wife is gluten and lactose free in her diet. He has to eat gluten-free pizza with no cheese, and I asked him why he even bothers getting pizza. I don't get it.