In the whole time I was wearing the monitor, I felt the need to press the "record event" button once.
Got my results back last Friday and spoke to the medical staff today.
Everything looks great for now, there were no AFIB incidents present at all, not even when I thought I had something wrong and pressed the button.
I can also stop taking Pradaxa, a fairly strong blood thinner (that as I mentioned I thought is fucking with my stomach), for now. It's possible that they may ask me to take a baby aspirin once a day, but won't know for sure until sometime later this week.
So, nearly four months out after the procedure, it looks like I'm tentatively cured, but it will take all the way to 12/3/26 for cardiology to make their final determination and then discharge me.
If anyone else ever gets diagnosed with AFIB (Atrial Fibrillation), feel free to tag me for my input/advice.