Hello Warsong my old friend
I'll never need your buffs again
Because a combo piece I'm seeking
Lost its worth while I was sleeping
And the Patron that I split with Inner Rage
Sleeps for days
Because he's not compliant
When Frothing seeks a whirled cone
Boosting strength and causing groans
Thaurissan enabled three stacks
Of whirled damage boosts to hell and back
When my eyes are stabbed by the flash of the roping light
Trigger all night
The stack's lost to compliance
Unstable Ghoul is standing tall
Withholding hundreds of the Horde
Next to Frothing, target seeking
Patron begging to hold meeting
The dying Ghoul triggered despair
Damage spared
Because of non-compliance
"Fools," said I, "you do not know
Patron's like a cancer grows
Charging nerds for decks to beat you
Ladder climbs will yet defeat you"
Though absurd, the meta change will go
Away from new compliance
And the people bowed and prayed
To the Patron god they made
And the card read out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said "Attack bonuses only granted to those charging calls
The rest shall fall
Behind the new compliance.