Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

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She's sitting here and when she read that she just said "No"

I asked her nicely any way. I've been overruled on the butthole pic.

I'm terribly disappointed that you didn't take a picture of the stray dog's butthole to reply to his request with
 
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The blow to my head has slowed me down too much to think of something like that on my own tonight

But genius idea @Dom
 
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She's sitting here and when she read that she just said "No"

I asked her nicely any way. I've been overruled on the butthole pic.

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Weird, I didn't know the Switch had a shitty-meme posting game.

I gave up because my head hurts.

Zelda and Xenoblade were too much for me to handle so shitty meme posting is what I got left till I crash
 
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The blow to my head may have messed up my humor gland as well.

I laughed at a few of those memes.
 
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Fuck itd be awesome if I just went to sleep and didn't wake up again.

Finally some fucking rest
 
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A solid 13.5 billion years of sleep before the universe ends in heat death would be a pretty solid trade off though.
 
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Let's all have a good laugh at my expense.

I got out of my car today and was running into a restaurant to pick up some food because I was in a hurry and I was looking down at my phone at the same time.

Ran face first into a stabilizing wire on a telephone pole.

Knocked me clean on my back, glasses off, phone flew out into the road. Have a bloody black and blue welt going from above my right eye across my nose, almost broke my nose.

Fucking hurts.

Laugh at me bros. And salt me. Cause I"m salty.
What were you looking at on your phone at the time? Important detail you left out.
 
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Was texting my wife to tell her I was at the restaurant lol
 
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