Well then post a picture of your wife's butthole.
She's sitting here and when she read that she just said "No"
I asked her nicely any way. I've been overruled on the butthole pic.
She's sitting here and when she read that she just said "No"
I asked her nicely any way. I've been overruled on the butthole pic.
Weird, I didn't know the Switch had a shitty-meme posting game.
I gave up because my head hurts.
Zelda and Xenoblade were too much for me to handle so shitty meme posting is what I got left till I crash
Fuck itd be awesome if I just went to sleep and didn't wake up again.
Finally some fucking rest
No one likes a quitterFuck itd be awesome if I just went to sleep and didn't wake up again.
Finally some fucking rest
What were you looking at on your phone at the time? Important detail you left out.Let's all have a good laugh at my expense.
I got out of my car today and was running into a restaurant to pick up some food because I was in a hurry and I was looking down at my phone at the same time.
Ran face first into a stabilizing wire on a telephone pole.
Knocked me clean on my back, glasses off, phone flew out into the road. Have a bloody black and blue welt going from above my right eye across my nose, almost broke my nose.
Fucking hurts.
Laugh at me bros. And salt me. Cause I"m salty.