Home buying thread

Haus

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Most people on here are completely okay I'm sure but there are enough complete degenerates and assholes that you wouldn't want your real identity associated with here.
You know I'm right here and can see this, right?
 
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Borzak

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I have a "formal" dining room in my house. It has a dining table and has a door to separate it from the hall just down from the kitchen (so the servants can make a short trip lol). I use it as an actual dining room. I don't eat in the living room or while sitting at the computer or whatever. Of course I don't have kids which mean some bedrooms are opened up to become a library and a small office with my computer (my real office is a separate building behind the house), and a room with my guitars, amps and such. Girlfriend has a room of her own besides her bedroom for her "stuff" and the living room is the sitting area or watching TV.

Yes I'm a relic.
 

Kobayashi

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Oh my God looking for a new house is depressing. We're still probably (hopefully) 18 months from moving but spend yesterday driving around to a few open houses and holy shit I want to kill myself. We looked at this $950k 4,400 sq ft new construction, and it was just the most sterile and soulless thing. Sure, it is open and has nice finishing touches and we could repaint walls to be colorful, but just walking in didn't feel anything like a home.

For example, this is back in an area close to us we were driving around. This is the top top of our price range but there's just no way I could consider spending that much money for this.

We went to a different neighborhood still close to us that had a 10-15 year old house for $600k, was well lived in and some some character. The main issue there is it felt so lateral to what we're already in that going from $450k > $600k home we basically gain nothing for $150k.


We've got a lot to figure out in 2 years. It almost makes me want to just remodel where we are and make this work until the kids are in high school or something and we can really move far outside town.
If that's your price range, this is what you need:

 
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Lanx

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shes a dumb cunt but shes not in the wrong

The “Roar” singer, 40, will face off with Carl Westcott’s family for the second phase of their legal war after he sold Perry, via her business manager Bernie Gudvi, his $15 million mansion in 2020.


Days later, Carl — who suffers from the neurological disorder Huntington’s disease — had a change of heart and attempted to back out of the deal. He blamed his mental capacity, claiming he was not in his right mind and under the influence of pain medication after undoing a recent surgery when he made the decision to sell.

where on the xanax bottle does it say

WARNING:
impulsive real estate decisions can be made while on this medication
 
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Gravel

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It's weird they're calling Perry the "giant spoiled brat" when it sounds like that's exactly how the faggot who sold the house is acting. Also, fuck him for trying to garner sympathy as a "veteran."
 

TJT

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Yeah I don't remotely care that the faggot who took a $15M payment for what is assuredly one of his many properties has cold feet. This was 5 years ago anyway so I don't even get it.

Pics of ultrawealthy old dude on a hospital bed. Just lol. What a douchebag.
 

Kithani

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Yeah I don't remotely care that the faggot who took a $15M payment for what is assuredly one of his many properties has cold feet. This was 5 years ago anyway so I don't even get it.

Pics of ultrawealthy old dude on a hospital bed. Just lol. What a douchebag.
Based on when the house was sold (Summer 2020) I assume they now know if he would have kept it they could try to sell for $25M today. I mean right around that time is when I feel like house prices started to skyrocket
 

Lanx

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Based on when the house was sold (Summer 2020) I assume they now know if he would have kept it they could try to sell for $25M today. I mean right around that time is when I feel like house prices started to skyrocket
at the time imo, he probably found out

"oh shit katey perry bought my house"!!!

(cuz ppl buy w/ llcs and not have it in their name for whatever tax/stalking reason)

and decided to reneg to get more $$$