How many armed toddlers could you take on?

Lejina

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• Oct 21, 2016

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The toddlers themselves are no threat. The big thing is to survive the bullets flying around randomly. Grabbing a couple of kids, using them as shields (or several and piling them like sandbags) and hiding in a corner until all shots are fired is key.

 

Zapatta

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• Oct 21, 2016

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Can't you instantly defuse a toddler stand off by yelling ' Your Mommy is never coming back for you!"

 

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• Oct 22, 2016

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Zapatta said:

Can't you instantly defuse a toddler stand off by yelling ' Your Mommy is never coming back for you!"

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Xarpolis

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• Oct 22, 2016

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The great Ron Bennington had a similar scenario years ago. How many 9 year olds could you beat up? No weapons, just skin to skin.

 

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• Oct 22, 2016

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Lejina said:

The toddlers themselves are no threat. The big thing is to survive the bullets flying around randomly. Grabbing a couple of kids, using them as shields (or several and piling them like sandbags) and hiding in a corner until all shots are fired is key.

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There is a problem when using toddlers as a shield. you can only block so much space due to their size. a fat toddler could potentially cover your head and heart but you must understand bullets could bypass them and shoot you anyways.