how pig your benis?

In response to the OP, I would say it's totally dependent on how hot the chick is, and how drunk I am.

It's not very long, but it's very thin!

It's like an erect cheeto.

Tiny.

Having sex with me is like getting a tattoo. It's pretty irritating, there's a buzzing noise, and then you're scarred for life.

the size of a toddlers forearm.

Needless_sl said:

the size of a toddlers forearm.

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Holding to apples. Get it right Mcfly!

2 inches long, 8 around. They call me, the tuna can.

Was going to come up with a cool quip, then I remembered everyone has seen it.

Ask your mother. She's well-acquainted with it.

We talking erect or soft? I'm a grower not a shower.

7 when erect

one inch

Hung like a tootsie roll.

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Dude.... Dude.

I was curious how that worked. Now I know. Now I will forever know.