how pig your benis?

TrollfaceDeux

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #21

she looks like a porno star.

 

Eomer

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #22

In response to the OP, I would say it's totally dependent on how hot the chick is, and how drunk I am.

 

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rasstapp_sl

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #23

It's not very long, but it's very thin!

 

Xeldar

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #24

It's like an erect cheeto.

 

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Tortfeasor

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #25

Tiny.

Having sex with me is like getting a tattoo. It's pretty irritating, there's a buzzing noise, and then you're scarred for life.

 

Porkchop

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #26

About a half a grape..wut.

 

Needless

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #27

the size of a toddlers forearm.

 

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #28

Needless_sl said:

the size of a toddlers forearm.

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Holding to apples. Get it right Mcfly!

 

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Buffylol

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #29

2 inches long, 8 around. They call me, the tuna can.

 

Noodleface

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #30

Was going to come up with a cool quip, then I remembered everyone has seen it.

 

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #31

Ask your mother. She's well-acquainted with it.

 

Louis

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #32

We talking erect or soft? I'm a grower not a shower.

 

Calbiyum

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #33

7 when erect

 

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #34

one inch

 

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #35

Hung like a tootsie roll.

 

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #36

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Fedor

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• Jun 26, 2013

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Noodleface

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #38

Dude.... Dude.

 

Big Phoenix

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #39

Posted thta back on foh.

 

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• Jun 26, 2013

• #40

I was curious how that worked. Now I know. Now I will forever know.