how pig your benis?

Big Phoenix · Jun 26, 2013

I'm a solid 5 what about you guys?

TrollfaceDeux · Jun 26, 2013

do people measure their dicks.

why.

tad10 · Jun 26, 2013

IBTR

Edit: Also good to see I'm not the only one drinking on a Tuesday!

OneofOne · Jun 26, 2013

It's just over 40 inches long. I sling it over my shoulder, under my shirt. When chicks ask what's poking out of my collar, I tell 'em it's a pet snake, and if they pet it it'll become more stiff and rub against them.

Bowling Ball Bag Bob_sl · Jun 26, 2013

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And strangely enough while finding that old gem came acrossAdd ball to your phone for a social cause

Brad2770 · Jun 26, 2013

You tell me.

It's seriously my dick.

You should probably not click it.

It was posted 5 years ago.

Seriously. Next one is it.

Onoes · Jun 26, 2013

Well, that was let down Brad.

tad10 · Jun 26, 2013

Rebecca Black is hot and legal in 2 years. That is all.

BrutulTM · Jun 26, 2013

tad10 · Jun 26, 2013

No H8!

TrollfaceDeux · Jun 26, 2013

Brad2770_sl said:
You tell me.

It's seriously my dick.

You should probably not click it.

It was posted 5 years ago.

Seriously. Next one is it.

why do you do this.

tad10 · Jun 26, 2013

Melvin · Jun 26, 2013

tad10_sl said:
@OP it's short.

You know how I know you're gay?

cabbitcabbit · Jun 26, 2013

not all that big, I only have to have 3 eunuch's carry it while the other 4 are carrying me in my litter

Salshun_sl · Jun 26, 2013

2 inches. From the ground. While scoping out the Grand Canyon.

Melvin_sl said:
You know how I know you're gay?

Your eyes still send electrical signals to your brain?

Teddite · Jun 26, 2013

Average at best, but I make up for it by being extra mean to women.

Aaron · Jun 26, 2013

Obligatory "over 9000" comment.

The Dauntless One · Jun 26, 2013

I've got a Wakandan Dick

VariaVespasa_sl · Jun 26, 2013

I'm not sure. I always pass out from lack of blood pressure everywhere else in my body before I achieve full erection...

ohkcrlho · Jun 26, 2013

rebecca black....wtf?!

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