HUGH HEFNER DEAD

i think if he was banging every skank that wanted to be on his magazine he would have died of a heart attack long ago. playmate of the year? yeah, i think there is some poon hierarchy going on there. didnt he marry a PotY?

mkopec said:

Come on dude, maybe not everyone, but still, handjobs abound.

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over the chinos rub and tugs

Gavinmad said:

So what kind of pills do you think Hef took more of in his lifetime, Viagra or Penicillin?

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Penicillin, just because they've had that since he was 15. Viagra was relatively recent.

I don't think Hugh was -that- much of a creepy. Playboy could have been a lot sleazier than it was.

He was like a MetArt level pornographer. It's still fucking whores... but there's a veneer respectibility on it that seedy ass stripclubs lack.

I would not be surprised if he didn't sleep with the centerfold at the very least... that'd be what, at least 500 different women? I wonder if he ever thought about who his #1 was