Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Amazing!

Noodleface

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I had to make this thread just to say this was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. What the fuck was this piece of garbage?
 

iannis

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I noticed something when I watched the second one. "watched". The name of the Director was something Lawrence, and it was starring Jennifer Lawrence.

Coincidence? Or did some rich guy make a vehicle for his daughter/niece?
 

iannis

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Thread title has been corrected to accurately reflect the quality of the movie.

11/10 stars. Woody Harrelson delivers a captivating tour de force.

Breath taking.

Utterly Delightful.

Entrancement.

Better than eating a pile of your own turds!
 

Noodleface

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Woody was great in the first one, and maybe even the second one but I can't remember. At least he could give some comic relief to an otherwise shitty series. In this one he only had a few lines and he sucked. The whole thing sucked.

Maybe this was their repayment for the fappening????
 

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I watched the other two this weekend just to see what this is about. There were parts where JL gets all sweet eyed and I can only picture her asshole. Or when she does a roll and looks up before trying to shoot, covered in a gallon of man love. Totally throws off the movie and I can't understand whats going on.
 

Jysin

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In all seriousness, this movie is probably the worst offender I have ever seen for bilking an end of film series into a 2 part movie split. Absofuckinglutely nothing happened of consequence whatsoever in this movie. It was literally two sides playing video propoganda at one another making threats. None of which were ever realised by the end of the film. Complete waste of time.

I would hardly recommend this on a free TV airing, let alone pay anything or spend time pirating it. Terribad!
 

BrutulTM

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I was pretty surprised to hear that they split that book in half. It was the worst of the 3 books. It's no more blatant than making The Hobbit into a trilogy, but in general this shit is to be discouraged. Because of that I will not see this movie (not that I watched the other two).
 

Lanx

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Rented the first 2 this weekend to prepare for mockingjay. Rather wife was perplexed why ppl liked it, so she said lets try it, i said it's gonna suck but whatever. Conclusion, Hunger Games sucks, the first 2 movies should have prepared you for mockingjay (we're not seeing it).

At least now she knows why all those white girls girls with bows on youtube call themselves Katniss.
 

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I liked the first two movies. They were not anything special but at least they weren't transformers. This piece of shit garbage I watched this weekend was a fucking abortion. No way in fuck am I paying for part 2.
 

Zzen

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The $123M opening was enough of a disappointment to drive Lions Gate shares down 5%.
 

Oldbased

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Well that sort of sucks. I was so-so on the first one but actually somewhat enjoyed parts of the second one.
My father was wanting to go to a movie next week and there isn't really any movies out right now we care to see so he mentioned maybe this one but no way if it was truly shit even more so than the others.
I just hope he makes it through next year. All kinds of movies to be had next year.
 

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Saw the first 2....precious minutes that i will never get it back. Pg-13 shaky cam battle royale knock off.

But in this 3rd, does she finally kill someone? Or she is again babystting crying face peeta?

Jlaw....just stick to nudes and probably, who knows, maybe you will get into porn!
 

BrutulTM

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It's at 66% on Rotten Tomatoes and 64% with the Top Critics so it doesn't seem that most people hate it as much as those posting in this thread.
 

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For years people used to bitch and moan about Hollywood condensing books into a single movie. Now they are all reaping what they have sown!