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Chanur

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #181

Disposable even.

 

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• Jan 8, 2017

• #182

Mist you really need to put a pillow over your hambeast of a mother's face while she sleeps.

Maybe murder suicide actually...

 

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Mist

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• Jan 12, 2017

• #183

Plot twist, my big raise still doesn't put me above what they're giving new-hires with no experience.

 

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kegkilla

The Big Mod

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• Jan 12, 2017

• #184

Mist said:

Plot twist, my big raise still doesn't put me above what they're giving new-hires with no experience.

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because you don't deserve it.

 

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TrollfaceDeux

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• Jan 12, 2017

• #185

Mist said:

Plot twist, my big raise still doesn't put me above what they're giving new-hires with no experience.

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Kill yourself

 

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Mist

REEEEeyore

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #186

One of our new (<90 day) hires didn't show up yesterday, then texted my boss that he'd never come back to this hellhole.

 

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iannis

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #187

lol

 

iannis

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #188

really, get that other job that you were talking about a few months ago.

Don't tell them that you're quitting, not even on your last day. Just pee on your chair and leave.

 

Mist

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #189

The other job was in this company.

 

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Chanur

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #190

Start fucking your boss for promotion.

 

Mist

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #191

Oh, I've asked who's dick I have to suck to get more money, in a not-ironic manner.

 

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TrollfaceDeux

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #192

I will an hero before Mist.

 

lurkingdirk

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• Jan 14, 2017

• #193

 

Mist

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• Jan 16, 2017

• #194

So many people have quit that I asked my boss if one of us pooped on his desk if he could actually fire any of us.

He replied with, "no, but I would get revenge."

 

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Deathwing

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• Jan 16, 2017

• #195

Careful, you're borderline out of character.

 

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Mist

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• Jan 16, 2017

• #196

Deathwing said:

Careful, you're borderline out of character.

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TrollfaceDeux

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• Jan 17, 2017

• #197

Mist said:

So many people have quit that I asked my boss if one of us pooped on his desk if he could actually fire any of us.

He replied with, "no, but I would get revenge."

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that is actually a good boss.

 

Mist

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• Jan 17, 2017

• #198

Yeah everybody's cool here, at least on second and third shift, except for the fucks who don't like to work and making fun of them for being useless is still fun.

 

Zapatta

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• Jan 17, 2017

• #199

Mist is a dyke Dilbert, except less funny which is almost impossible.

 

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Mist

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• Jan 17, 2017

• #200

Yeah, it's a bit like Initech or Dilbert, only imagine the VP of Service being a former submariner who took being a submariner as seriously as he takes his scotch.