I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

Royal · Jun 23, 2015

You know what sounds terrible? Being allergic to peanuts. No Reese's Cups. No PB&J. No PB and 'nanner sandwiches.

You sir, lead a half life.

Quaid · Jun 23, 2015

The really sad part is a lot of people get diagnosed with a peanut allergy as children, and they get over it as adults... But they never know. Happened to my buddy.

Soygen, eat a spoonful of skippy ASAP. Report back.

Soygen · Jun 23, 2015

I'm often told that. Since they could literally kill me, it's not something I can really feel like I'm missing out on, since I've never been able to enjoy them. I've accidentally eaten stuff with peanuts in it as recently as two years ago. Allergy still confirmed!

Quaid · Jun 23, 2015

You just edited a rickshaw post. Fucking bullshit mod abuse pussy shit.

Soygen · Jun 23, 2015

Prove it.

a_skeleton_03 · Jun 23, 2015

Tuco_sl said:
a_skeleton_03 doesn't know how to use firewalls in the same way I don't know how to use autocorrect.

Except I do firewalls for a living.

Kedwyn · Jun 23, 2015

Soygen_sl said:
I'm often told that. Since they could literally kill me, it's not something I can really feel like I'm missing out on, since I've never been able to enjoy them. I've accidentally eaten stuff with peanuts in it as recently as two years ago. Allergy still confirmed!

Just a bite and get your epiPen ready!

Itlan · Jun 23, 2015

Why are all the quotes broken and your usernames asking me to skype?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Kovaks · Jun 23, 2015

Since living without PB&J isn't living at all dying from eating a PB&J sounds like an admirable way to go.

Soygen · Jun 23, 2015

Itlan_sl said:
Why are all the quotes broken and your usernames asking me to skype?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Quotes are broken because the admins turned the faggotry dial to 12 in the Rickshaw.

hodj · Jun 23, 2015

Peanuts suck, except in peanut butter. Being allergic to them isnt that big a deal.

Almonds are where its fucking at when it comes to nuts.

lurkingdirk · Jun 23, 2015

My pants are where it's fucking at when it comes to nuts.

Soygen · Jun 23, 2015

Cashews are probably my favorite. lurkingdirk's a close second.

Quaid · Jun 23, 2015

hodj_sl said:
Peanuts suck, except in peanut butter. Being allergic to them isnt that big a deal.

Almonds are where its fucking at when it comes to nuts.

Pad Thai.

Soygen · Jun 23, 2015

Pad Thai sounds good if they removed the disgusting peanuts!

ZyyzYzzy · Jun 23, 2015

Wait, Soy, you can't lather your dong in PB and let your dog go at it allergic, or you not so bad?

Soygen · Jun 23, 2015

I might be able to rub it on externally. Will test and get back to you.

Mario Speedwagon · Jun 23, 2015

Please set up your video camera and post the video of the paramedics coming into your house with you unconscious on the floor and your dog licking peanut butter off your dong.