I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

Royal

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You know what sounds terrible? Being allergic to peanuts. No Reese's Cups. No PB&J. No PB and 'nanner sandwiches.

You sir, lead a half life.
 

Quaid

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The really sad part is a lot of people get diagnosed with a peanut allergy as children, and they get over it as adults... But they never know. Happened to my buddy.

Soygen, eat a spoonful of skippy ASAP. Report back.
 

Soygen

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I'm often told that. Since they could literally kill me, it's not something I can really feel like I'm missing out on, since I've never been able to enjoy them. I've accidentally eaten stuff with peanuts in it as recently as two years ago. Allergy still confirmed!
 

Quaid

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You just edited a rickshaw post. Fucking bullshit mod abuse pussy shit.
 

Kedwyn

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I'm often told that. Since they could literally kill me, it's not something I can really feel like I'm missing out on, since I've never been able to enjoy them. I've accidentally eaten stuff with peanuts in it as recently as two years ago. Allergy still confirmed!
Just a bite and get your epiPen ready!
 

Itlan

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Why are all the quotes broken and your usernames asking me to skype?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
 

Kovaks

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Since living without PB&J isn't living at all dying from eating a PB&J sounds like an admirable way to go.
 

Soygen

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Why are all the quotes broken and your usernames asking me to skype?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Quotes are broken because the admins turned the faggotry dial to 12 in the Rickshaw.
 

hodj

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Peanuts suck, except in peanut butter. Being allergic to them isnt that big a deal.

Almonds are where its fucking at when it comes to nuts.
 

Soygen

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Cashews are probably my favorite. lurkingdirk's a close second.
 

Soygen

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Pad Thai sounds good if they removed the disgusting peanuts!
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Wait, Soy, you can't lather your dong in PB and let your dog go at it allergic, or you not so bad?
 

Soygen

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I might be able to rub it on externally. Will test and get back to you.
 

Mario Speedwagon

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Please set up your video camera and post the video of the paramedics coming into your house with you unconscious on the floor and your dog licking peanut butter off your dong.
 

Void

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I bet his dong would be huge from the swelling though, so if you're gonna go out, huge exposed dong is probably the best you can hope for.