I have a million Soybucks AMA

maskedmelon

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Too bad he took all my shit

I guess he thought ahead :/

also, it would be supremely unfunny if he were to use the funds he stole from people to change their titles.

I really hope he does not do something like that.
 
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Borzak

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If you can't use them for hookers and blow it's not really a currency.
 
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AngryGerbil

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I suddenly have a rising urge to tax the Soy-Rich, make them pay Soy-Reperations, and slaughter all the Soy-Kulaks.
 
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Lejina

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I obviously missed a couple episodes because last I checked we could pay to be donor for a year or have lifetime donor status if we donated a little more. Apparently my lifetime status got scrapped and now some weird half dozen currencies are tied to donations. Uh, okay.
 
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Jorren

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I obviously missed a couple episodes because last I checked we could pay to be donor for a year or have lifetime donor status if we donated a little more. Apparently my lifetime status got scrapped and now some weird half dozen currencies are tied to donations. Uh, okay.

I thought I was in the Pan'Theon thread for a second
 
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Drinsic

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I still haven't looked into any of this fucking forum currency shit.
 
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OU Ariakas

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Will you gift me pink postbit? I bought it when I won some of the lotto, but was sad to learn that I couldn’t do it to myself. I had to return it for pennies on the dollar. it was a very demoralizing experience.

No.

So youre the fucker thats been slowly stealing all my shit?

Fuck you!

All you had to do was bank it. BANK IT MOTHERFUCKER!
 

OU Ariakas

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How much did you steal from me? I thought we were boys from our Apex days?

We are boys! No one was spared my wrath.

However, I did steal way more times from people I dislike; usually I'd hit everyone twice and then move on....some people got hit 5 and 6 times so they had nothing.
 
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AladainAF

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Only from the people (you) that don't care about their shit. If they (you) cared then you would have banked it sometime in the months I waited in between sprees.

I bank every 3-4 days. And no, I don't really care, I have more heaven points, and those are the only points that matter.

epenis++
 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Keep in mind had we built the FOH prison like I campaigned on, we would have a real deterrent to keep your Soybucks safe. Here we have a self-admitted soy thief and no prison to lock him up in. Just sayin.
 
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Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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I mean, LLR just said he was going to start taxing my shit in the bank so now we know what team he plays for.

This gives me an idea for a new item...

latest


Buy this item and you too can pray to the Blessed Exchequer in the hopes of lower taxes and other possible blessings!
 
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