keep 2-3 feet as personal space zone.
don't engage with females unless provoked.
keep your eyes to yourself.
remain meth virgin for life.
don't engage with females unless provoked.
keep your eyes to yourself.
remain meth virgin for life.
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its true. risky to mix work and dating. VERY rarely works.
This is such an over-used cliche. I know of at least a dozen marriages that resulted from intercompany romances, and less than half of them ended in bitter divorces - IE about the same rate as normal relationships. Definitely more common than "very rarely" for them to succeed.
Not enough information given to be accurately helpful, but I'll try.
A) How old are you? I'm assuming by the posts you've made and the initial query that you are 12. But, it's likely you're in the USA, so you're at least 16.
B) Since it's a restaurant, it really doesn't matter if you get fired or it gets awkward, or you quit, or she quits. There are likely dozens of opportunities for people sad enough to do this work.
C) ALSO Since it's a restaurant, there's a 98.7% chance she likes the Ganga. Smoke a bowl with her. That loosens up morals WAY faster than booze.
D) How much hotter is this chick than you? I'm assuming you're in the 3-4 zone, whereas depending on the skeevery of your hiring manager she could be an 8-9. IF there's a huge disparity, you best march your ass back to the friendzone.
E) If you're truly as socially awkward as you say, and seem...I think prostitution may be your only hope. Well, unless there's a mental hospital nearby. you could get a job there and screw a squishy face resident from time to time.
F) --the serous part-- There's literally NO reason not to ask the girl out if you want to. The ways and means don't matter. Man up, and toss a line her way. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
You should stop posting in the NFL thread. That way if she reads this board, she won't know that you're a bandwagoning Pats fag who doesn't know dick about sports.
That should increase your chances slightly.
I need to see a picture of her to give an adequate answer
Just because I eat taco bell doesn't mean I work there, god damnit!
Seconded. You need to take some pics on the DL and upload them for FOH to judge. Until then this court cannot come to a consensus.