i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

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• #101

kegkilla_sl said:

i don't understand how Mist fits into the equation. what is an anti-social, malnourished lesbian bringing to the table in the game of world domination?

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You offered to take her under your wing before your rise to power started.

 

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• #102

naaaaaaah

 

khorum

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• #103

kegkilla_sl said:

what is an anti-social, malnourished lesbian bringing to the table in the game of world domination?

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You make her sound like a perfect fit for the bipolar, syphilitic narcissists that infest european nobility.

 

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• #104

khorum_sl said:

Mist could be mother to the Thousand-Year Kegreich!

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More like the Thousand-Year Kegel.

 

Mist

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• Dec 14, 2015

• #105

Unless we're talking Dune-style royal houses, I don't care.

 

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• #106

kegkilla_sl said:

i don't understand how Mist fits into the equation. what is an anti-social, malnourished lesbian bringing to the table in the game of world domination?

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You don't even know. I got plans, negrosaurus.

 

khorum

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I don't see how being A FUCKING PRINCESS wouldn't greatly improve those plans.

 

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• Dec 14, 2015

• #108

using sexually distinct terms like "prince" and "princess" is hate speak imo.

 

kegkilla

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• #109

Mist_sl said:

You don't even know. I got plans, negrosaurus.

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Mist did you dream about being a princess growing up? i think its more likely you were fantasizing about being Zero Cool from the movie Hackers.

 

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I definitely did not dream about being a princess ever. I wanted to go to space.

I would definitely settle for space princess, though.

 

khorum

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• #111

Would it be easier if the Archduke promised not to behead you if you fail to produce male heirs?

 

kegkilla

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• #112

let's not make any promises here that we can't keep

 

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pharmakos_sl said:

using sexually distinct terms like "prince" and "princess" is hate speak imo.

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Xince?

 

mewkus

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• #114

i'll scribble you anything you want from summonses, decrees, edicts, patents of nobility ...

 

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• #115

kegkilla_sl said:

let's not make any promises here that we can't keep

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Just remember who sent you that DotA2 beta invite when it comes time to hand out fancy meaningless titles. Also when it's time to send out invites to the.... castle or whatever it is warming party.

 

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• Dec 14, 2015

• #116

Keg, as a fellow philly native I am prepared to help you financially in your quest to ascend the thrones if you need it.

All I ask in return is lands and titles upon your coronation.

 

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• Dec 14, 2015

• #117

Your Princelyness, I have it on good authority that Tuco is a liar and often changes the rules. I humbly suggest that you have him beheaded for treason.

 

khorum

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• #118

mewkus_sl said:

i'll scribble you anything you want from summonses, decrees, edicts, patents of nobility ...

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Archduke, we have found a promising candidate for the role of Chief Eunuch.

I'll fetch my tools.

 

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• #119

please provide more definitive proof or this thread is headed where it belongs.

 

Kriptini

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• #120

Eyashusa_sl said:

please provide more definitive proof or this thread is headed where it belongs.

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Tuco changed the rules, that's proof in itself!