i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

kegkilla_sl said:

what is an anti-social, malnourished lesbian bringing to the table in the game of world domination?

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You make her sound like a perfect fit for the bipolar, syphilitic narcissists that infest european nobility.

khorum_sl said:

Mist could be mother to the Thousand-Year Kegreich!

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More like the Thousand-Year Kegel.

I don't see how being A FUCKING PRINCESS wouldn't greatly improve those plans.

Would it be easier if the Archduke promised not to behead you if you fail to produce male heirs?

pharmakos_sl said:

using sexually distinct terms like "prince" and "princess" is hate speak imo.

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Xince?

i'll scribble you anything you want from summonses, decrees, edicts, patents of nobility ...

kegkilla_sl said:

let's not make any promises here that we can't keep

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Just remember who sent you that DotA2 beta invite when it comes time to hand out fancy meaningless titles. Also when it's time to send out invites to the.... castle or whatever it is warming party.

Your Princelyness, I have it on good authority that Tuco is a liar and often changes the rules. I humbly suggest that you have him beheaded for treason.

mewkus_sl said:

i'll scribble you anything you want from summonses, decrees, edicts, patents of nobility ...

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Archduke, we have found a promising candidate for the role of Chief Eunuch.

I'll fetch my tools.

please provide more definitive proof or this thread is headed where it belongs.

Eyashusa_sl said:

please provide more definitive proof or this thread is headed where it belongs.

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Tuco changed the rules, that's proof in itself!