If you could make any one law legal.

Voyce

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I want to re-legitimize duels as being legal. You know sign a contract thow 'em in an arena and let them have at ti. There's probably at least 3 people I would duel right now.


Also don't post about drugs because everybody has already fucking heard it so fuck you. -- at least don't be ambiguous and set some fucking parameters for their legalization you fucktard.
 
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Make the US like Japan where every model / actress also does porn (minus the fucking mosaic overlay gddmnt!)

also replace all drinking fountains with Snapple Faucets, it's the new Brawndo
 
Azrayne

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Authors must, after the publishing of the first book in a long fantasy epic, dedicate at least 40 hours a week to the continuation of the series, with each installment to be released no more than 3 years after the last, until all storylines and subplots have been brought to an adequate conclusion.

Failure to do so will result in being locked within a jail cell with a type writer, where food is rewarded to the author correlating to his daily productivity (no pages, no food), until the series is complete.
 
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Azrayne_sl said:
Authors must, after the publishing of the first book in a long fantasy epic, dedicate at least 40 hours a week to the continuation of the series, with each installment to be released no more than 3 years after the last, until all storylines and subplots have been brought to an adequate conclusion
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I don't think we need more Harry Potter or Twilight.... Sadly they DO qualify as "Fantasy Epic" for the masses....
 
yerm

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I would legislate that anyone who undergoes a male-to-female sex change must become an active forum poster on rerolled.org

Actually I should make up a law that would actually change something. Ok, new law: anyone paying taxes towards welfare is entitled to sex with women collecting welfare for kids born due to promiscuous behavior.
 
Jait

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Any one law? Do everything I say.

More realistically...driving slower than the car on your right is illegal and punishable by death.
 
Dalien

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EmiliaEQ_sl said:
I don't think we need more Harry Potter or Twilight.... Sadly they DO qualify as "Fantasy Epic" for the masses....
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I think he's referring to Game of Thrones and George R. R. Martin, who unfortunately takes 5+ years to release a book and is going to die before he finishes the series. Yeah, I could get on board with a law that locked his fat ass up and made him write for food.
 
Sparko

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I'm a simple man who's tired of paying taxes on fucking everything I buy or earn. Give a Wakandan a break and quit taxing MY income.
 
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Require anyone receiving government assistance (IE food stamps, welfare, etc.) to work in a government program for free until they find work, this will be mandatory to receive their "freebies".
 
Famm

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Gorillaz_sl said:
Require anyone receiving government assistance (IE food stamps, welfare, etc.) to work in a government program for free until they find work, this will be mandatory to receive their "freebies".
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Yeah, fuck those lazy assholes in wheelchairs. Make them clean up roads.
 
Sparko

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Famm_sl said:
Yeah, fuck those lazy assholes in wheelchairs. Make them clean up roads.
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I'm assuming he's referring to the people pumping out welfare babies just so they can receive more assistance from the government.
 
Sylverlokk

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Replace First Past the Post voting with any of the other methods which do away with the two party system by default and gerrymandering as a consequence.
 
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Hold public servants (teachers, police) criminally responsible for not reporting child abuse.

Throw in doctors and dentists also.
 
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