Hahah, just got back, and yeah, I did take the Jurassic Park truck. Like I said, my car was falling apart, so I started looking on Craigslist after checking dealerships. On day 2 of looking that truck was for sale for $1,300, I bought it on the Tuesday the 9th. It was just too hilarious not too. Obviously, it was for fun/moving stuff/camping, and while I've driven it to work a couple times for fun, it's not a 120+ mile a day commuting vehicle. All it needed were new tires (another $397) and it was good to go. Getting plates + a year registration was $22, and adding it to my insurance upped my rate by $64 a YEAR. So, all in all, the Truck cost just under $1800, and was a super easy, painless process.
I paid $8300 up front for the car, and dropped it off to get detailed (try to get the smoke smell out of it) as soon as I came back, another $150. The inspection at the Ford Dealership cost $98.
So yeah, as of right now, last month I spend around $10,300, which was almost entirely my savings, still leaving me with money in my bank account.
I spend a good portion of last night / this morning just taking groups of kids on rides in the Truck, because every single kid who see's the truck loses their shit. Not to mention when I came out of Safeway with ice and supplies yesterday morning, there was a group of like 12 people around it taking pictures, it's just funny as hell. I'm totally happy with that purchase.
I forget what else I was supposed to answer.. Was it just "Strapped for cash, why buy a jurassic park truck?!?!" At no point do I recall saying I was strapped for cash, I'm doing just fine, shit I think I'm doing pretty great, doesn't mean I'm happy to have thrown away a couple month's worth of paychecks. Before I left to go camping I made hotel reservations and bought tickets for Wet'n'Wild in a couple weeks, money's not tight, I'm just trying really hard to not get back in debt.
As far as people bringing up credit over and over. I've had plenty of debt in the past, never missed a payment. I'm sure I'm in the 800 range, assuming that's still up where it maxes out. For the last 10 months I've gotten to where I am paying every single bill and transaction on my credit card (Around 3k a month), and then paying off the credit card in full every month, to keep a rotating balance on it without ever paying any interest, while also maximizing my bonus points on the CC (Pretty sure I could cash that out for close to 1k right now already). Financially, I've got my shit together I think, other than the fact I'm not investing anywhere. So yeah, again, I could go finance a car right now, I would just rather that $350 payment a month go directly into my savings instead of towards interest on a loan. Not sure why I'm getting so much flak on that, I'm thrilled to be at a point in my life where that is an option.
Also, I took the wife and kids camping with me, we heard gunshots throughout the night, was this dumber than the craigslist thing. I'm really not sure why so many people are unbelieving I would go to meet strangers for a transaction, in a shopping center parking lot, during the day. I can't recall every hearing about a craigslist murder fitting that description.
Speaking of getting murdered, my wife needs help with housework. I'll check in later. Thanks for all the advice everyone, and I'll let you know what happens tomorrow, it should be the interesting day.