 
					
				ftfyThey’re leaning hard into the Dr. Evil theme
Next up: ufos with laser beams in the Black Sea
 
					
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				So this person would have been in trouble...
Your Poop Schedule Says a Lot About Your Overall Health, Study Finds
A study published in Cell Reports Medicine reveals that bowel movement frequency significantly influences physiology and long-term health, with the best outcomes linked with passing stools once or twice a day.www.sciencealert.com
Fix your shit
One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.
I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK
Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP


 
					
				I'm an expert at this.
Your Poop Schedule Says a Lot About Your Overall Health, Study Finds
A study published in Cell Reports Medicine reveals that bowel movement frequency significantly influences physiology and long-term health, with the best outcomes linked with passing stools once or twice a day.www.sciencealert.com
Fix your shit
One of the surprises of my adult life has been finding out that there are people walking around, holding in like 2 to 3 days of shit in their gurgling guts, and they consider this OK rather than a fucking emergency.
I mean imagine that. Like several gallons of literal shit, just sitting there fermenting for like 2 to 3 days. And they're walking around all la di dah, everythings OK
Once to twice a day, or see a doctor ASAP
Man refused refund on lemon car.

Man crashes into dealership after disagreement over vehicle | Fox Business Video
Video depicting a man crashed a vehicle into a Utah dealership. The incident reportedly occurred after a disagreement over the vehicle he purchased there. (Credit: Jam Press)www.foxbusiness.com
I hate most dealerships so much. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
 
					
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The other half were successfully potty trained
Nearly half of Americans carry spare underwear for emergencies
By Joseph Staples // SWNS NEWS COPY W/ VIDEO + INFOGRAPHIC Always carry a spare — that’s the sentiment sharedswnsdigital.com
