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Borzak

Borzak

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Fucker said:
The biggest scandal of all?

Their fucking donuts aren't even crispy.
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I used to stop at one 35 yeas ago to buy from offices and shops. Then they got into this thing of making them and packaging them to be put in stores and gas stations and that was the end of that. Became trash.
 
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tugofpeace

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UPST about to touch $85. I sold calls for 8/1 expiry at $95.. earnings are on 8/5. Premiums are pretty awesome for earnings.

This has the setup and timing to squeeze all the way into the $100s.. could see $125-150 if things go well.
 
Lambourne

Lambourne

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Tesla is turning into some mixture of OCP and Umbrella corp. Have your Tesla car drive you to the Tesla Diner where you recharge your car with Tesla energy while you get a Tesla robot to serve you food in a Tesla shaped box while watching Tesla media and post about it on X, which is not from Tesla but is owned by the same guy.

I both want to own this stock and am also worried that Tesla turning into The Everything Corp is priced in already.

 
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Sanrith Descartes

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Lambourne said:
Tesla is turning into some mixture of OCP and Umbrella corp. Have your Tesla car drive you to the Tesla Diner where you recharge your car with Tesla energy while you get a Tesla robot to serve you food in a Tesla shaped box while watching Tesla media and post about it on X, which is not from Tesla but is owned by the same guy.

I both want to own this stock and am also worried that Tesla turning into The Everything Corp is priced in already.

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ED-209 will be sent to hunt down anyone who scratches a Tesla because they hate Musk.

science fiction 80s GIF
 
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Rangoth

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The puts were for next week so I bet I could have milked more out of it, but I won't complain about a 100% gain in a day. Normally I'd say I should have bet more but given that this was a total gamble based on my gut of TSLA/Elon just getting beat down in the public sphere, my risk tolerance was low.

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Jysin

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INTC getting ravaged after earnings. -8.5% (Blew through 50D, 100D, and 200D MA supports)

Big EPS miss. Big hit to margins.

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