Is an Octopus just a Water Spider?

Is an Octopus a Water Spider?

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Foler

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Saw this on a dating profile I recently swiped left on. What do you guys think? Is an octopus just a type of water spider?
 
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Foler said:
Saw this on a dating profile I recently swiped left on. What do you guys think? Is an octopus just a type of water spider?
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No, there are already many many kinds of aquatic spiders. They don't need octopi stealing their thunder.
 
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Foler said:
Isn’t the number of limbs the primary way of identifying a spider? I’d argue yes. Is a mosquito a spider? No? How can you tell?
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Limb count is useful for distinguishing spiders from insects. Likewise, has wings ∴ !spider. The dead giveaway vs octopi is that one doesn't have a fucking exoskeleton.
 
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Captain Suave said:
Limb count is useful for distinguishing spiders from insects. Likewise, wings > !spider. The dead giveaway vs octopi is that one doesn't have a fucking exoskeleton.
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I’m not sure it’s easy to come to that conclusion unless someone taught you what an exoskeleton is. Therefore I think at the most basic level an octopus is a type of water spider.
 
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Foler said:
I’m not sure it’s easy to come to that conclusion unless someone taught you what an exoskeleton is. Therefore I think at the most basic level an octopus is a type of water spider.
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Are lobsters water spiders y/n
 
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Foler said:
I’m not sure it’s easy to come to that conclusion unless someone taught you what an exoskeleton is. Therefore I think at the most basic level an octopus is a type of water spider.
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Then you and the girl need to go back to fourth grade science class.
 
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100% pure dick cancer. I hope you get Chemo and they tell you it went into remission only for it to come back, I hope you get dick cancer twice.
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I hope you get attacked by a spider while scuba diving.
 
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