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Vinen · Sep 28, 2016

Noodleface said:
Picked up Ada and Java. First assignment is in Java which is nice, but no one documented how to setup the code base and IDE so I'm having a ton of fun.

I am the youngest dude here for sure.

You found your R6 Sigma project I see.

ZyyzYzzy · Sep 28, 2016

Noodleface said:
Picked up Ada and Java. First assignment is in Java which is nice, but no one documented how to setup the code base and IDE so I'm having a ton of fun.

I am the youngest dude here for sure.

It's like the entire defense industry didn't hire anyone for a 20 year span where I am

Noodleface · Sep 28, 2016

Vinen said:
You found your R6 Sigma project I see.

Stop hacking me

Legitimately correct

Lendarios · Sep 28, 2016

working from home = nothing gets done.

Vinen · Sep 28, 2016

Noodleface said:
Stop hacking me

Legitimately correct

Are you scheduled to take that class (Does it really still exist?)
Most useless week of my life.

Noodleface · Sep 28, 2016

Vinen said:
Are you scheduled to take that class (Does it really still exist?)
Most useless week of my life.

Im not confirming that I have to take a six sigma class and complete and present a project that takes 6 months

Dr Neir · Sep 28, 2016

ya, welcome to training...depending on side of the fence it gets worse. GL!
Cant imagine working from home, it would be spending too much time on a project or nothing done at all. Home, Computer, Internets = time warp into the future without you knowing about it.

Noodleface · Sep 28, 2016

I'm not allowed to work from home.

Last place I did once a week and legitimately did 0 hours of work.

Vinen · Sep 28, 2016

Noodleface said:
Im not confirming that I have to take a six sigma class and complete and present a project that takes 6 months

hahahahha *snort* our government dollars at work.

wilkxus · Sep 28, 2016

Vinen said:
Lawyer with programming and database skills is terrifying.

Such a lawyer will ( I sincerely HOPE!) also be a shoe in for a judges position to hear all these terrible IP cases in the future. I wish more people would (and could afford) to take the cross disciplinary plunge like Cad, the education system is much too specialized and world much too complicated. The damn IT industry moves so freaking fast, it will be nice to eventually have some judges on the bench that were born AFTER the the birth of darpanet and introduction of personal computers.

Oh, in my view Cads combination of skills is not terrifying at all, I can see it leading us all to a glorious future!

Imagine Cad in a nice Full Bottom Wig, all grown up and grizzled now..... leveling from Wow noobie to Foh veteran to.... Rerolled.... Rererolled..... to election as Ubah FoH Forum Judgerator extraordinaire .....all the way to Supreme Court Judge!!

Sitting @ home in his work study crapper, starting to boot Virtual Supreme Court v 4 as he sits on the throne, activating *live* feed of his holodeck, the crapper walls turn from pink unicorns into a virtual court room. Our Intellectual Property Justice Warrior, his scientia potentia est motto embazoned on his robe, right over his heart and the <3 Trex tattoo, he judiciously ponders "Knowledge is powah!" as he prepares to rule in the case of celebrity IP infringement case:

Foh et all vs Requiem 2056.

Who owns the data and has the right to exploit it for profit to market to our children and grandchildren 40 years from now! Can our grandkids quote the wisdom of Furor the Holy rants for free or should they have to pay a retroactive Quoting Tax now that FoH has FINALLY bought the ANCIENT original FoH SCSI I data drive...... Requiem thinks he is owed 50 Digi-turd-lets per quote up to the second the diginal ink dried on the 1st of January 2056, then all proceeds feed the Fires of Heaven.....

You ready Cad?

ToeMissile · Sep 29, 2016

Maybe fewer drugs for you, buddy.

Big_w_powah · Sep 29, 2016

wilkxus said:
Such a lawyer will ( I sincerely HOPE!) also be a shoe in for a judges position to hear all these terrible IP cases in the future. I wish more people would (and could afford) to take the cross disciplinary plunge like Cad, the education system is much too specialized and world much too complicated. The damn IT industry moves so freaking fast, it will be nice to eventually have some judges on the bench that were born AFTER the the birth of darpanet and introduction of personal computers.

Oh, in my view Cads combination of skills is not terrifying at all, I can see it leading us all to a glorious future!

Imagine Cad in a nice Full Bottom Wig, all grown up and grizzled now..... leveling from Wow noobie to Foh veteran to.... Rerolled.... Rererolled..... to election as Ubah FoH Forum Judgerator extraordinaire .....all the way to Supreme Court Judge!!

Sitting @ home in his work study crapper, starting to boot Virtual Supreme Court v 4 as he sits on the throne, activating *live* feed of his holodeck, the crapper walls turn from pink unicorns into a virtual court room. Our Intellectual Property Justice Warrior, his scientia potentia est motto embazoned on his robe, right over his heart and the <3 Trex tattoo, he judiciously ponders "Knowledge is powah!" as he prepares to rule in the case of celebrity IP infringement case:

Foh et all vs Requiem 2056.

Who owns the data and has the right to exploit it for profit to market to our children and grandchildren 40 years from now! Can our grandkids quote the wisdom of Furor the Holy rants for free or should they have to pay a retroactive Quoting Tax now that FoH has FINALLY bought the ANCIENT original FoH SCSI I data drive...... Requiem thinks he is owed 50 Digi-turd-lets per quote up to the second the diginal ink dried on the 1st of January 2056, then all proceeds feed the Fires of Heaven.....

You ready Cad?

Okay, THAT shit was fucking frightening.

Vinen · Sep 29, 2016

Big_w_powah said:
Okay, THAT shit was fucking frightening.

This would be amazing.

alavaz · Sep 29, 2016

Ao- said:
I'd hope to that if I didn't have to move. But defense contractors don't like the cold. Except Orbital, but they're dumb.

I think Raytheon still runs mcmurdo

Ao- · Sep 29, 2016

alavaz said:
I think Raytheon still runs mcmurdo

i don't know what that is.

also big_w email me again.

Big_w_powah · Sep 29, 2016

Ao- said:
i don't know what that is.

also big_w email me again.

email sent

alavaz · Sep 29, 2016

Ao- said:
i don't know what that is.

also big_w email me again.

The US research station in Antarctica.

ToeMissile · Sep 30, 2016

In Texas they're contracted to dismantle retired nuclear weapons, or used to be at least.

Picasso3 · Sep 30, 2016

So someone (probably tyen) ordered 2 ps4 gift cards on my amazon account yesterday.

They didn't change any passwords or anything and the orders didn't go through so it all seems fine but somewhat retarded.

Can you help me understand how my login would get used, and they'd just fail to order gift cards and not do anything else?

Any advice on stuff i should change now? I don't use that password for anything else.

Big_w_powah · Sep 30, 2016

Picasso3 said:
So someone (probably tyen) ordered 2 ps4 gift cards on my amazon account yesterday.

They didn't change any passwords or anything and the orders didn't go through so it all seems fine but somewhat retarded.

Can you help me understand how my login would get used, and they'd just fail to order gift cards and not do anything else?

Any advice on stuff i should change now? I don't use that password for anything else.

Drink less alcohol.

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