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Vuuxo said:
Oh, I'm aware. That's how I know I need to be careful because the dick to ass ratio is a thing. People say "more cushion for the pushin" but man... If there's too much cushion then it's not going in! I'm not Snuffleupagus.
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Sounds like you are not familiar with St Adam Carolla's sacred teachings on penis measuring.

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Take a string of yarn. Start from the center of the anus, go twice around the balls and then finish just past the tip
 
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