Oh, I'm aware. That's how I know I need to be careful because the dick to ass ratio is a thing. People say "more cushion for the pushin" but man... If there's too much cushion then it's not going in! I'm not Snuffleupagus.
Sounds like you are not familiar with St Adam Carolla's sacred teachings on penis measuring.
Take a string of yarn. Start from the center of the anus, go twice around the balls and then finish just past the tip
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