Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

Hoss

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Oh, I'm aware. That's how I know I need to be careful because the dick to ass ratio is a thing. People say "more cushion for the pushin" but man... If there's too much cushion then it's not going in! I'm not Snuffleupagus.

Sounds like you are not familiar with St Adam Carolla's sacred teachings on penis measuring.

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Take a string of yarn. Start from the center of the anus, go twice around the balls and then finish just past the tip
 
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Watching this...a few things came to mind.

1. All of us already know who they voted for
2. They're now a domestic terrorist group
3. All carnies
 
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Back in my day we hooped around our waist!
 
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I think we have enough data to say dudes aren't interesting when they hula hoop. Even the fat chick was better than the last 2.
 
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