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Johnny53

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Deathwing said:
Can you post them in ranking chart form, please?
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Number 1 - Capri (longest history and most involved with)
#2 - Kristen ( first time i had actual feelings for a hooker )
#3 - Seimone (cute and fun, but volatile if she missed her vein)
#4 - Jamie (best looking of all of them, got to her early and often, she introduced me to Wolf)
#5 - Deena ( should be ranked higher due to frequency and skill set )
#6 - Amanda (in my truck at the graveyard 4x @ $80)
#7 - Nicole ( motel room $125 a pop 4-5 times, she was verbally abusive )
#8 - Tiffany, Samantha, prego girl named Robin, etc,etc,etc

BTW Alison was just a bartender, but i would have spent any amount
 
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Johnny53 said:
Number 1 - Capri (longest history and most involved with)
#2 - Kristen ( first time i had actual feelings for a hooker )
#3 - Seimone (cute and fun, but volatile if she missed her vein)
#4 - Jamie (best looking of all of them, got to her early and often, she introduced me to Wolf)
#5 - Deena ( should be ranked higher due to frequency and skill set )
#6 - Amanda (in my truck at the graveyard 4x @ $80)
#7 - Nicole ( motel room $125 a pop 4-5 times, she was verbally abusive )
#8 - Tiffany, Samantha, prego girl named Robin, etc,etc,etc

BTW Alison was just a bartender, but i would have spent any amount
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Has any shrink ever talked to you about or considered any hypersexual disorders?
 
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Deathwing

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Johnny53 said:
Number 1 - Capri (longest history and most involved with)
#2 - Kristen ( first time i had actual feelings for a hooker )
#3 - Seimone (cute and fun, but volatile if she missed her vein)
#4 - Jamie (best looking of all of them, got to her early and often, she introduced me to Wolf)
#5 - Deena ( should be ranked higher due to frequency and skill set )
#6 - Amanda (in my truck at the graveyard 4x @ $80)
#7 - Nicole ( motel room $125 a pop 4-5 times, she was verbally abusive )
#8 - Tiffany, Samantha, prego girl named Robin, etc,etc,etc

BTW Alison was just a bartender, but i would have spent any amount
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I was poking fun at Bubbles' Korean idol monthly ranking charts, but thanks! Where does your wife fall on that list?
 
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She's not a whore. She doesn't go on the list.
 
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Bubbles

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Deathwing said:
I was poking fun at Bubbles' Korean idol monthly ranking charts, but thanks! Where does your wife fall on that list?
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They're not Korean idols, they're Japanese porn stars. Just so you know.
 
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Hoss

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Bubbles said:
They're not Korean idols, they're Japanese porn stars. Just so you know.
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It's all the same girl and no one really cares what kind of chink she is.
 
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Johnny53 said:
Number 1 - Capri (longest history and most involved with)
#2 - Kristen ( first time i had actual feelings for a hooker )
#3 - Seimone (cute and fun, but volatile if she missed her vein)
#4 - Jamie (best looking of all of them, got to her early and often, she introduced me to Wolf)
#5 - Deena ( should be ranked higher due to frequency and skill set )
#6 - Amanda (in my truck at the graveyard 4x @ $80)
#7 - Nicole ( motel room $125 a pop 4-5 times, she was verbally abusive )
#8 - Tiffany, Samantha, prego girl named Robin, etc,etc,etc

BTW Alison was just a bartender, but i would have spent any amount
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Was there ever a point where you considered leaving your wife for one of them?
 
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Johnny get you wife to rank them in order of which ones pissed her off the most. I'm going to guess capri is at the top of the list, but allison might be #1 since she wasn't even a whore.

Or if she's into it she can also rank them in order of attractiveness.
 
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Can you post just face shots of them all Johnny? I don't remember them all. Was Capri the one with the huge, square chin?
 
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Just for info. 4'10 is the legal midget cutoff. Wifey is just short.
 
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Quite awhile ago, I got a lapdance from a stripper in Seattle. She ended up straddling my face for almost 10 minutes while I went down on her....while I had a fat pinch of chew in my lip. She said she came, but who the fuck knows with these floozies. It was only supposed to be a 2 minute dance and she didn't even ask for any more money though, so that's the only reason I thought she might have been telling the truth. The house-mom was standing next to the monitor with all the cameras from the back room and she gave me a big smile and thumbs-up when I walked back out with the dancer.

I've never told anyone the "I ate out a stripper when I had a mouth full of grizzly" story and I've been dying to get that one off my chest. This felt like the best place...
 
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Wasn't there something about some weird fuckers bidding on J's full condom at one of those clubs after banging capri in front of them? or was that deanna....
 
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